I am giving a public talk tomorrow, and need a good CLEAN joke to start 'er off with. Anyone??

Thanks

 

Oh Lord.... he needs a good one Lame ones just ruin the whole speech... BUMP. Just dont start with a blonde joke HAHA

Travis

 

To whom will you be giving this speech and what is it about?

~HoundDog

 

The Clinton's are in the front row at a Yankees game surrounded by
Secret Service agents.
Before the game starts, one of the agents whispers in Clinton's ear and Bill
smiles and nods.

He then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the
railing. She falls 10 feet onto the field, cursing all the way before
landing in a heap in the dirt.

Clinton then raises his arms triumphantly and gets high-fives from fans all
around him.

Then the agent leans over again and whispers, "Mr..Clinton, I said they want
you to throw out the first pitch!"


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thanks mate , that was yery good, Geoff.

 

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable??



Feed it to a tiger.


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Why dont u start it off with a quote?

 

Good, clean joke- whats that? lol j/k

Another Clinton joke: Three boys were walking next to a river when they see Bill drowning. They all dive in and save him. When thay are all back on the bank Bill asks what each of the boys wants in return for saving him. The first boy asks for his own helicopter, Bill consents. The second boy asks for a million dollars, Bill agrees. The third boy thought for a moment then asks "can I have one of those motorized wheelchairs?" "why?" asks Bill "your not paralized." "No" the boy replies "But I will be when my dad finds out I saved you!"