A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
>driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he
>staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but
>I don't want to offend you."
>
>She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're
>as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get
>a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that
>there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
>offensive."
>
>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>
>She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that;
>#1 you have to be single and
>#2 you must be Catholic."
>
>
>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single
>and I'm Catholic too."
>
>"Okay," the nun says, "pull into the next alley."
>
>He does and she fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
>make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road the
>cab driver starts crying.
>
>"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
>
>"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess,
>I'm married and I'm Jewish."
>
>The nun says, "That's okay, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way
>to a Halloween Party.


clean jokes are hard to come by,
-Marc

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] GAG-GAG-GAG that was sick dude! excuse me while I pound the mental image out of my head!

 

Why are pirates so angry?

They just Arrrrrrrrrr!

 

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ROFLMAO .. I don't know why silly little jokes like that crack me up, but they sure do .. Good one JensUK!!!!

 

heard the one about the nun on the John Boy and Billy Big Show. The cabby's name was Larry though.

 

That show is awesome!

heres another stupid little joke:

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?



DAM!!!

 

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bartender here?"


It's not as effective when you have to spell things out.....

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I love this joke!!

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the boy what he had.

The boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's *** and he'll pass a motorcycle!"