Polaris Jokes!!
Mar 7, 2004 | 10:12 PM
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Polaris Jokes!!
Originally posted by: trailrider500
Awesome post in the polaris forum when they are up, i would like to see them..[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Yfz450VsBanshee
I am going to put some pics up of my sportmans within the next couple of days.
I am going to put some pics up of my sportmans within the next couple of days.
Mar 8, 2004 | 12:01 AM
#13
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Polaris Jokes!!
Originally posted by: Predator03
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away.
Funny enough for you? Oh, by the way.......no offense.
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away.
Funny enough for you? Oh, by the way.......no offense.
Mar 8, 2004 | 12:44 AM
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Polaris Jokes!!
There was these two fellers on fourwheelers, one on a Honda the other on a Polaris.
They stopped to take a leak off a bridge.
The feller on the Honda said, "That water's cold"
The feller on the Polaris said, "and it's deep, too."
Get it?
I believe one feller was from Arkansas.
Uh-huh
They stopped to take a leak off a bridge.
The feller on the Honda said, "That water's cold"
The feller on the Polaris said, "and it's deep, too."
Get it?
I believe one feller was from Arkansas.
Uh-huh
Mar 8, 2004 | 12:46 AM
#15
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Polaris Jokes!!
Originally posted by: Predator03
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away. Funny enough for you? Oh, by the way.......no offense.
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away. Funny enough for you? Oh, by the way.......no offense.
Mar 8, 2004 | 01:35 PM
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Polaris Jokes!!
"I would rather take my quad apart piece by piece and carry it out this mud hole than let a Polaris pull me out"
This was said to me by a friend in a joking manner when he needed me to pull him out with my Scrambler. I thought it was funny[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
This was said to me by a friend in a joking manner when he needed me to pull him out with my Scrambler. I thought it was funny[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2004 | 02:22 PM
#18
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Polaris Jokes!!
Originally posted by: Slinger
There was these two fellers on fourwheelers, one on a Honda the other on a Polaris.
They stopped to take a leak off a bridge.
The feller on the Honda said, "That water's cold"
The feller on the Polaris said, "and it's deep, too."
Get it?
I believe one feller was from Arkansas.
Uh-huh
There was these two fellers on fourwheelers, one on a Honda the other on a Polaris.
They stopped to take a leak off a bridge.
The feller on the Honda said, "That water's cold"
The feller on the Polaris said, "and it's deep, too."
Get it?
I believe one feller was from Arkansas.
Uh-huh
let me get this straight, i am from arkansas....i don't get it? ...
Mar 8, 2004 | 04:00 PM
#19
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Polaris Jokes!!
Originally posted by: AARaptor660
HAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one, did you make that up? j/k[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Predator03
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away.
Funny enough for you? Oh, by the way.......no offense.
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away.
Funny enough for you? Oh, by the way.......no offense.
Actually, I did. I just couldn't let that go unanswered. I've never raced my Predator. I didn't buy it for that reason. I wanted a sport quad and wouldn't even consider buying a foreign one. Same goes for the other 4 Polaris we have. I wouldn't trade any of ours for anything else.
Mar 10, 2004 | 01:09 PM
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Polaris Jokes!!
Man I saw this coming...saw a post on polaris jokes...and of course I myself being a polaris owner had to check it out..and of course I pretty much find out that most all replys are from polaris owners!!! ha,,, didn't really see to many jokes about them..but I guess It's hard to make jokes on a great brand!