Polaris Jokes!!

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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 04:07 PM
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Originally posted by: tbsleeper
the polaris factory is in forest lake, minnosota i think. the only part that made outsied the u.s. is the engine and that is made by the same people that make subaru engines.
That would be correct... Made in the USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 02:13 PM
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I wish i had som polaris jokes. i dont really have any quad jokes at all. Hmmm.

Cant you guys just relax for a little while? Its all in good fun. I have owned honda, suzuki, kawasaki, yamaha, and polaris. Dont become like many other forum members and get obsessed with your brand. Its ok to like just one. And its ok not to like the others. But its not ok to be uptight about it. I have a sp500 and xpress 300 right now. the xpress has been great, and the sp is a piece of junk. Nothing is absolute.
 
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 05:32 PM
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Originally posted by: Predator03
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away.
LOL @ Predator03
 
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 06:24 PM
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Originally posted by: NYC
Originally posted by: Predator03
Here's one. There was this guy that owned a kiddie quad called a Blaster. I raced him on my Predator, and I blew him away.
LOL @ Predator03

Glad you liked it. He sure got quiet, didn't he?

(I didn't really though...I mean race him....)
 
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 08:37 PM
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oh okay, i will have to rewatch it and see. but thats a great movie, other then forrest Gump..

Kingsland, Arkansas
 
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 09:53 PM
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here is one but its not really for quads- more their sleds-

P ull
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 10:08 PM
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I got one more too- this one works with any models and brands:

That Honda is sheding parts like a week old Polaris!

Hehe
 
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Old Mar 17, 2004 | 12:49 AM
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Bubba got it.
 
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Old Jul 23, 2024 | 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Hondabeater
No offensense to any polaris riders, but i wanna hear some good polaris jokes!!!!
POLARIS Pull On Lever And Realize It Sucks or Poor Old Loser Ain't Riding It Saturday that's some of what I know
 
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