You know the joke: "You know you're a redneck, when the richest person you know lives in a trailer park".

OK, I have one: You know you're a redneck when you're riding a utility in the dunes.

Think of some, and lets hear them.................

 

You know your a redneck when you won't wear a helmet because you would never conceal your mullett.

 

You know your a flatlander if you're trying to set speed limits on top of a mountain out in bumfu.....

The local city/flatlander/weekend warriors have put up speed limits all over one part of the mountain. Like someone is going to be watching with radar. They buy up land here because it's different and then try to make it the same as where they came from. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

 

You know the flatlanders are in the area. If there's more traffic up on the mountain then down in the town.

You know you're a flatlander if you're afraid to go off a porch up on the mountain.

You know you're a flatlander if you're shooting any animals you see.

You know you're a flatlander if you're throwing beer cans all over the place.

You know you're a flatlander if you need GPS.

You know you're a flatlander if you carry a cell phone while riding.

You know the flatlanders are in the area, if most the small trees along the trail are bent over from being run over.

Flatlanders just aren't that funny.

 

You know you're a redneck if you're riding 3 up on a quad.

You know you have a redneck if you've been out in the sun too long. (I could really use one of those little shoulder shrugging emotion icon things.)

 

Your typical Shotguns & Pickups type which might be rednecks:

Eat Post Raisin for breakfast, eat frozen pizza for lunch, eat canned stew for dinner and Read Hot Rod before going to bed.

 

You know you're a redneck if a flatlander is asking you to pull their brand new Tahoe out of a snowbank way up on the mountain. The sign says "no winter maintenance". I guess flatlanders can't read.

 

you know your a redneck when you post pointless threads like this [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] JK

 

you know your a redneck when your 1st cousin is your mom

 

Here's a few for you guys.

You know you're a redneck when......

1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk

2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.

4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."

5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.

8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.

9) Your mother has "beer, bullets or cigarettes" on her Christmas list.

10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.

11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.

13) You ever got too drunk to fish.

14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.

15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."

16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car

19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.

20) You've ever financed a tattoo.

21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.

22) You've ever bought a used hat.

23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.

24) You're considered an expert on worm beds.

25) You think a subdivision is a math term.

26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

27) Watching "Bambi" made you hungry.

28) You learned to drive in a monster truck.

29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.

30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.

31) You believe books are bad luck.

32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.

33)You believe all-star wrestling.

34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from your truck to the wife's truck.

35) You think a "thesaurus" is a dinosaur