Raptrchick you hit me with that on better than half of em.But I know I am a REDNECK by looking at my white socks and my Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.FOR REAL

 

You know you're a flatlander if you can reach out your window and touch your neighbors house.

You know you're a flatlander if you think you're "normal".

 

if you work without a t-shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.

 

If you can walk into your office carrying a shotgun and nobody notices, you might be a redneck.

(my office normal practice)

Oh and there's beer in the office fridge and booze under the counter. Lumber sales, you know.

 

If YOU can call others a flatlander, you might be a redneck.
If YOU respond to THIS post MORE than 4 times, you might be a redneck.

 

Does anybody else wash engine parts in the dishwasher?

Chris <---> Redneck I guess

 

I used to wash my chrome rims in the bathtub. Hmmm? (Off my 1973 Firebird)

 

You know you're a redneck when....... you make a silencer for a Cr80 with a alumminum can and steal wool and a hose clamp.

 

if your walker has a gun rack on it you might be a redneck

if you stare at a container of orange juice becuase it says concentrate you might be a redneck.

if you have ever riden an electric floor buffer you might be redneck

if you go to your family reunion to pick up women you might be a redneck.

If you bring a six back of beer to a funeral you might be a redneck

if you think the stock market has a fence around it you might be a redneck

if your house is on wheels and your car is on blocks you might be a redneck

if you mow your lawn and find a car you might be a redneck.

if you work without a shirt on and so does you husband you might be a redneck

if you think nsync is where your dirty dishes go you might be a redneck


if any of you have seen the blue collar comedy tour they have alot of good redneck jokes. some of them i have listed.

 

Yeh, been there, done that till the wife caught me. Now have an old dishwasher in the shop. Steam cleaner soap works great.

Did you know you can heat up cans of beans while washing the parts?