Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the reasons below and see how you rate:

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4 th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, Abraham Lincoln, or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House (from '93 through
2000)!

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the country.

Vote Democratic ... It's easier than thinking or getting a job!

 

If the next thing you post is that you are giving up the Quads I will believe you.

 

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Good one Wayne. Don't forget, you also have to believe that illegal aliens deserve a drivers license.
And are entitled to get into our welfare system.

 

great post recon.

 

not only did I get a chuckle...but I thought it was so debatable...I shared with some friends link

if you are upset, I can delete..

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LMAO..... now that was funny..... If kerry doesnt get in this year we will prolly see hillary running for the democratic party in 2008 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

 

Recon that was not a post.

That, was art.

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For the record, I am not he author! Somebody sent it to me, and I just passed it on. These things get passed around, and credit to the original author gets lost along the way.

 

Great post man lol