MY Girl Doesnt Want To Camp! What To Do???
#71
Originally posted by: Bing
go camping/riding by yourself
your bound to run into a cool chic who likes to ride and camp sooner or later
go camping/riding by yourself
your bound to run into a cool chic who likes to ride and camp sooner or later
I agree with Bing. You should just go by yourself. It would probably be better for the both of you. She can stay home and go to the club. You can go out have fun. If she goes with you. She might just complain through the whole trip. Then neither of you will have fun. She sounds like she might be a little HIGH MAINTENANCE. Just a guess. Instead of you figuring out how to make her want to go. Ask yourself why she isn't willing to do it because she likes you? To make you feel better. Someone that truly cared about you would go for YOU. Tent or no tent.
In my day, we camped out under the stars. We didn't need no stinking tent.
Anyway, go by yourself. But always take the little extras that a woman likes. I used to take some wine coolers (or whatever is popular), good food, and a comfortable bedding. (including pillows, sheets, air mattress, or whatever) If there are any "extra" woman there, they'll be fighting over who gets to share your tent. You'll also know that they like camping because they will be camping.
#72
Lomax,
you have to ask yourself some questions.
1. does she have a sister?
2. does the sister like to camp?
if you answered 'yes' to these questions then your problems are solved.
if not, then your course is clear ... you have to get her drunk and take her while shes incapacitated. if she still doesnt like camping when she wakes up, i suggest leaving her in the woods when you come home. she has few, if any, socially redeeming values.
if all else fails ... go alone. when you start catering to them, youre stepping onto a slippery slope from which there is no recovery. the next thing you know, you'll be cutting her meat and killing spiders for her.
and semo .. of course roofies are funny. eddie murphy and the wayans brothers have built careers on them. god help us when atv'ers become too politically correct to laugh. personally, i thought it was funny as hell.
you have to ask yourself some questions.
1. does she have a sister?
2. does the sister like to camp?
if you answered 'yes' to these questions then your problems are solved.
if not, then your course is clear ... you have to get her drunk and take her while shes incapacitated. if she still doesnt like camping when she wakes up, i suggest leaving her in the woods when you come home. she has few, if any, socially redeeming values.
if all else fails ... go alone. when you start catering to them, youre stepping onto a slippery slope from which there is no recovery. the next thing you know, you'll be cutting her meat and killing spiders for her.
and semo .. of course roofies are funny. eddie murphy and the wayans brothers have built careers on them. god help us when atv'ers become too politically correct to laugh. personally, i thought it was funny as hell.
#73
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Lt. Dan Is feelin Spunky today, and Bing has the best advice yet. If you want a gal who rides, and camps and likes the dirt, you gotta find em in that enviroment. Id just say WOMAN get in the kitchen and make me a pie, I'll be home in a couple days.
Lt. Dan Is feelin Spunky today, and Bing has the best advice yet. If you want a gal who rides, and camps and likes the dirt, you gotta find em in that enviroment. Id just say WOMAN get in the kitchen and make me a pie, I'll be home in a couple days.
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are, that's funny.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#74
-Coyotechaser- In my day, we camped out under the stars. We didn't need no stinking tent.
I have done that plenty times and enjoy it just as much as sleeping in the tent exept for the morning dew, thats kinda annoying
-HeyWood- 1. does she have a sister? Yes, who Doesn't, how can i say this, "Care" for me all that much
2. does the sister like to camp? I dont think so but Heckif I really know ( I think she has the same "tent" complex )
I have done that plenty times and enjoy it just as much as sleeping in the tent exept for the morning dew, thats kinda annoying
-HeyWood- 1. does she have a sister? Yes, who Doesn't, how can i say this, "Care" for me all that much
2. does the sister like to camp? I dont think so but Heckif I really know ( I think she has the same "tent" complex )
#75
Roofies, Murphy and the brothers are not funny. Never were, never will be.
Guys give women a drug just so they can "get off". It's really sad.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] If guys need to get off so bad, they should take things into their own hands and leave innocent woman alone. Guys that have to use drugs to get a woman are very little creatures that should be neutered. I'm not joking.
Guys give women a drug just so they can "get off". It's really sad.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] If guys need to get off so bad, they should take things into their own hands and leave innocent woman alone. Guys that have to use drugs to get a woman are very little creatures that should be neutered. I'm not joking.
#76
good call coyote. a COUPLE of ppl on this thread are alittle..........um........dumb. Oh well we can't all be smart as me.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#77
Originally posted by: Girlygirl
Oh well we can't all be smart as me.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Oh well we can't all be smart as me.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#78
Originally posted by: Coyotechaser
Roofies, Murphy and the brothers are not funny. Never were, never will be.
Guys give women a drug just so they can "get off". It's really sad.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] If guys need to get off so bad, they should take things into their own hands and leave innocent woman alone. Guys that have to use drugs to get a woman are very little creatures that should be neutered. I'm not joking.
Roofies, Murphy and the brothers are not funny. Never were, never will be.
Guys give women a drug just so they can "get off". It's really sad.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] If guys need to get off so bad, they should take things into their own hands and leave innocent woman alone. Guys that have to use drugs to get a woman are very little creatures that should be neutered. I'm not joking.
#80
i am funny[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] well i was laughing! anyway i am in a bad mood and i was hoping to take it out on them:[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]


