A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new ATV. He took off down the paved road, flooring it to 30 mph, and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great!!!" he thought as he roared down the paved road. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man. The old guy tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 40 mph. Then 50, 60 mph! Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the ATV and walked up to the old man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding down a paved road that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran of with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The trooper replied with.... "Sir, have a nice day."

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buahahahha!!!!!

 

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NICE...............[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img] I am goging to tell that one to my next door nieghbor. (he is a srg. in the Virginia state troopers

 

lol, I love it.

 

Recycled and old, but still cute.

 

i aint heard it b4 made me chuckel lol

 

new to me also.i got a good laugh from it[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Muahahahaha,,,,,loved it! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

First time I'd heard it, pretty funny[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]