stupidest thing? alright....tried doing a wheelie up a hill and i flipped back, didnt hurt me, didnt hurt the quad..BUT HOLY JESUS DID THAT SCARE THE **** OUT OF ME!!! lol

 

yeah but think about all the cool nicknames: johny 1 nut, etc

 

hey theres a johnny one nut in this forum. got his nads pinched between himself and the tank with his friend smashed against him. he had to had one removed........lets take a moment to honor disturbed_81's cousin who lost a loved one in this terrible coyote incident.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........................thank you...............(lol)...............disturbed_81 tell your cousin that he was honored today by all us men who know the dangers of riding all to well but are too dumb to care or too stupid too notice.

 

Oh believe me we had some fun at his expense even his dad used to chip in by calling him Uno, Lefty and stuff like that , My brother and I used to sing " I'm half the man I used to be " and he would get so pissed...lol, But I will let him know you are honoring his inability to procreate lol. He will probably get mad and think I'm off making fun of him again, but its cool. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

On the screaming till you passed out deal ... afterwards for about 5-10 minutes he just sat there cupping what was left of his jewels looking cross eyed and red as a cherry but didn't really say much. it wasn't till he attempted to walk when he started moaning , hunched over and then started saying he wanted to go home, it wasn't but a few hours later he decided he needed to go to the Emergency room.

 

LMAO "I wanna go home"

Thats great, i have a similar story. My friend had just bough a ducati 900SS and was riding near skyline drive in jersey. It was a nice day, just starting to get dark, he was flying around a corner doing 90 or so and he hit a deer. Split the deer in half, but the force of the hit threw him so hard that his package left a dent in the tank, and ended up 20 yards away from the crash. He wasn't hurt, idk how, but walked away. We call him billy brass *****.

 

Does your cousin need special lifts in his shoe to compensate for the weight shift and allow him to walk upright? <wink, wink> without a "limp"? Whoa... hoo ha ha ha.... that one kills me...

 

now i kinda feel sorry for him lol.............how old was he when it happened.

 

I think he was 19 when it happened.

 

at least he had time to enjoy them

 

Ive done some stupid things in my younger years, hah like im that much older. when I was 14 I smoked 12 bowls (probably about 10 grams or like 8 joints) with my friends at his house one night then made the valiant attempt to stand up, wich was not highly successful. I was to be riding my quad home that night so They helped me to it and started it for me, put it in gear and I was off down the road for 2 miles till i got home. Obviously not the safest of choices but its in the past.

Ran from the cops at night with no lights on my dirtbike when i was 15 after i'd been drinking.

Dont condone what ive done but i did it and its not the smartest but i did it