The Dumass Experience (A Division of Toho Co. LTD.)
Jan 30, 2006 | 09:57 PM
#1361
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
Hey Champ how about a cold one.
About this bill MrD sent, you sure he ain't hittin' the houka before he added this up?
Seems like there is a direct correlation between the number of Big Foot/OFC sightings and my bill. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
About this bill MrD sent, you sure he ain't hittin' the houka before he added this up?
Seems like there is a direct correlation between the number of Big Foot/OFC sightings and my bill. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Jan 30, 2006 | 10:20 PM
#1362
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With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hell Champ, let me buy 1 of 4's drinks. And give him a shot of WD40 for the knee too.
Hell Champ, let me buy 1 of 4's drinks. And give him a shot of WD40 for the knee too.
Don't need the WD40, I had a Grease fitting inserted so when I lube up my truck I take care of the knee at the same time. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Jan 30, 2006 | 10:26 PM
#1363
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The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
Stay away from that synthetic grease. You've already got a nipple there, and I don't think you'd be able to wear shorts without a knee bra. (or would that be a bro)
Jan 30, 2006 | 10:27 PM
#1364
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With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Oh, no one gets away without payment. I have been keeping a tab for each of you , and if you cant afford it then TPR and I will have to use "other" means to get our money. Ya know, break legs, cut off fingers, *** rape! Things like this. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Oh, no one gets away without payment. I have been keeping a tab for each of you , and if you cant afford it then TPR and I will have to use "other" means to get our money. Ya know, break legs, cut off fingers, *** rape! Things like this. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
HEY! what's with the hundred an' fifty dollar tab?????? Damn You Ho's aint cheap! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Jan 30, 2006 | 10:31 PM
#1365
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From: California
The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
Nuthin but the finest aircraft grease for this knee. Trust me you wouldn't want to see me in shorts any way. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
But if Chicks dig scar's they'll orgasm at the sight of my knee. It looks like it belonged to Frankensteins monster. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
But if Chicks dig scar's they'll orgasm at the sight of my knee. It looks like it belonged to Frankensteins monster. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Jan 31, 2006 | 11:52 AM
#1366
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
Hey Champ, give a Jack n Coke. Can you put it in a McDonalds cup? I'm heading back to work.
Jan 31, 2006 | 02:03 PM
#1367
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The Champ
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The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
There have been some changes to the Bar and Grill.
In light of my decreased ability to maintain Champ's on a daily basis, I have decided to franchise out the entity and go corporate.
As of today, this franchise has changed it's name from Champ's Bar and Grill to the more memorable The Dumass Lounge....
Dumass will operate it in my absense while I still will partake in it's patronage. I do have the right at any time to take over day to day operations though with my increased workload, that will probably not come to fruition.
Sincerely
TPR
President and CEO
Phantom Enterprises, Inc.
In light of my decreased ability to maintain Champ's on a daily basis, I have decided to franchise out the entity and go corporate.
As of today, this franchise has changed it's name from Champ's Bar and Grill to the more memorable The Dumass Lounge....
Dumass will operate it in my absense while I still will partake in it's patronage. I do have the right at any time to take over day to day operations though with my increased workload, that will probably not come to fruition.
Sincerely
TPR
President and CEO
Phantom Enterprises, Inc.
Jan 31, 2006 | 02:07 PM
#1368
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Champ's Bar and Grill Est. 2005
Well Champ, good luck in the corporate world.
I see Mr D has made some changes. Looks like an oxygen bar, hoses everywhere. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I see Mr D has made some changes. Looks like an oxygen bar, hoses everywhere. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
