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#1531
See we got a new drinker. Anybody warn him about Motox's monkey? (shakes monkey off leg, again)
Dumass, I'll have three shots of tequila, a breakfast burritto, and there better be some AC/DC in the jukebox, or there's gonna be a .45 with all those cd's. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Dumass, I'll have three shots of tequila, a breakfast burritto, and there better be some AC/DC in the jukebox, or there's gonna be a .45 with all those cd's. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1532
Have you guys heard Toby Keith's "It's time for me to ride"? I love that song, can you pull it up Dumass? I think it is on the CD with "I love this Bar", number 3 I think.
#1533
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
See we got a new drinker. Anybody warn him about Motox's monkey? (shakes monkey off leg, again)
See we got a new drinker. Anybody warn him about Motox's monkey? (shakes monkey off leg, again)
#1534
You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1535
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Hey TPR, how's Armand at getting out monkey spooge on pant legs?
#1536
(Walks over to play Jukebox) WTF?!!!!! Alright which one of you smartasses put Sponge Bobs theme song in here! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1537
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I tried it earlier, but he won't hold his leg still. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
Hey TPR, how's Armand at getting out monkey spooge on pant legs?
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Hey TPR, how's Armand at getting out monkey spooge on pant legs?
#1538
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
(Walks over to play Jukebox) WTF?!!!!! Alright which one of you smartasses put Sponge Bobs theme song in here! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
(Walks over to play Jukebox) WTF?!!!!! Alright which one of you smartasses put Sponge Bobs theme song in here! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1539
(Scans room for guilty culprit)
Monkey you did this you got that guilty look!
MrD gimme $20 in quarters I'm gonna play it over and over and over and over! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Monkey you did this you got that guilty look!
MrD gimme $20 in quarters I'm gonna play it over and over and over and over! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
#1540
Motox - "All right lets plar G---SEVONNNN!!!!!!!"
Scoot - "Uh, motox, you just G8"
Jukebox - "If you like Pina Colada's".[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Scoot - "Uh, motox, you just G8"
Jukebox - "If you like Pina Colada's".[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]






