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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 08:41 AM
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See we got a new drinker. Anybody warn him about Motox's monkey? (shakes monkey off leg, again)

Dumass, I'll have three shots of tequila, a breakfast burritto, and there better be some AC/DC in the jukebox, or there's gonna be a .45 with all those cd's. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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Have you guys heard Toby Keith's "It's time for me to ride"? I love that song, can you pull it up Dumass? I think it is on the CD with "I love this Bar", number 3 I think.
 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
See we got a new drinker. Anybody warn him about Motox's monkey? (shakes monkey off leg, again)
MONKEY, come here![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] Now you be polite and show the new guy's leg some attention![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 10:10 AM
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You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I tried it earlier, but he won't hold his leg still. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]


Hey TPR, how's Armand at getting out monkey spooge on pant legs?
 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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(Walks over to play Jukebox) WTF?!!!!! Alright which one of you smartasses put Sponge Bobs theme song in here! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 10:22 AM
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
You tell him Moto, your monkey has violated everyone but D400. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Scooter how bout I hold the monkey this time and you violate him for a change. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I tried it earlier, but he won't hold his leg still. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]


Hey TPR, how's Armand at getting out monkey spooge on pant legs?
At least you got it on the pants, Monkey always goes for my ear. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 10:25 AM
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(Walks over to play Jukebox) WTF?!!!!! Alright which one of you smartasses put Sponge Bobs theme song in here! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
(quickly avoids eye contact and begins to whistle)
 
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 10:37 AM
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(Scans room for guilty culprit)

Monkey you did this you got that guilty look!

MrD gimme $20 in quarters I'm gonna play it over and over and over and over! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Motox - "All right lets plar G---SEVONNNN!!!!!!!"

Scoot - "Uh, motox, you just G8"



Jukebox - "If you like Pina Colada's".[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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