I'm sure we'll have it back to it's low standards in no time. But it is nice to walk across the floor and not have my shoe get stuck. The wife was becoming supsicious of me only having one shoe lately.

I think this pump must belong to Motox. No stripper with any sense of style would have a heel that low.

 

LOL, or a foot that size. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

I think I'll take this here hooka and take a time out in the penalty box. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Oh, and for those of you that have their wives question where you have been or what you have been doing, I have hired Armand....the men's rest room attendant. You get too much glitter or stripper perfume on yourself? He has the means to get you glitter and perfume free. He is a magician when it comes to being stealth in what you do with your "Guy Time"

Other services....

locker rental. Keep extra clothes at the bar to wear inside. Change back to your normal "clean" clothes to go home...

Vomit removal and breath sterilization.....no explanation necessary...

Phone number removal. Get drunk and some chick writes her number on your hand? You will be inspected before leaving by Tank so there is no embarassing moment of "Who is Rhonda???"

Disguised name on bank statements....Whenever you charge somthing to your card, the bill reads "Men's Health and Self Improvement Center.

Call forwarding and answering service. Tell her that you have added a call answering service. All calls are then routed to the service, and a memo is given to you so that you can go to the "Quiet Room" to make a call, again avoiding bar detection.


TPR

 

(Toby Keith music blaring)

I love this bar...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]