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Feb 22, 2006 | 12:20 PM
#1561
Shed Knocker Rider
Harley Punk!
Harley Punk!
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(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:22 PM
#1562
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
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[quote]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] Stop now!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] I think Scooter is Pie eyed and has a dollar for your thong. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Hmmm... Billy Idols - dancin with my self. Or, The Vapors - I think I'm turnin Japanese. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:24 PM
#1563
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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[quote]
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
It's a roll of pennies and he needs it on the front side. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Originally posted by: MrDumass
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] Stop now!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] I think Scooter is Pie eyed and has a dollar for your thong. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Hmmm... Billy Idols - dancin with my self. Or, The Vapors - I think I'm turnin Japanese. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:26 PM
#1564
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 38,878
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From: In Da Skys
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(goes to reach for hooka...WTF!! Puts self in penalty box to have a RollYourOwn)
(Walking to the box...staring at the strippers...walks right into the wall) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
(Walking to the box...staring at the strippers...walks right into the wall) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:28 PM
#1565
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 38,878
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From: In Da Skys
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[quote]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
It's a roll of pennies and he needs it on the front side. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] Stop now!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] I think Scooter is Pie eyed and has a dollar for your thong. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Hmmm... Billy Idols - dancin with my self. Or, The Vapors - I think I'm turnin Japanese. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
If you saw me dance, you would know why I do it alone. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I was thinking of that song in Silence of the Lambs...when the guy puts his unit between his legs and dances in the mirror. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:31 PM
#1566
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 38,878
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From: In Da Skys
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This is the song I should be singing......
My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I'm busted
Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I'm busted
I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay
A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
The county's gonna haul my belongings away cause I'm busted.
I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted
I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I'm busted
My brother said there ain't a thing I can do,
My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,
And I was just thinking about calling on you 'cause I'm busted.
Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he's busted
The food that we canned last summer is gone and I'm busted
The fields are all bare and the cotton won't grow,
Me and my family got to pack up and go,
But I'll make a living, just where I don't know cause I'm busted.
I'm broke, no bread, I mean like nothing
My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I'm busted
Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I'm busted
I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay
A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
The county's gonna haul my belongings away cause I'm busted.
I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted
I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I'm busted
My brother said there ain't a thing I can do,
My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,
And I was just thinking about calling on you 'cause I'm busted.
Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he's busted
The food that we canned last summer is gone and I'm busted
The fields are all bare and the cotton won't grow,
Me and my family got to pack up and go,
But I'll make a living, just where I don't know cause I'm busted.
I'm broke, no bread, I mean like nothing
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:32 PM
#1567
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
Likes: 1
From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
[quote]
Originally posted by: motox26
(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
But I pull it off with grace, style and finess. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
It would be funnier Moto if you could SPELL!!! it's VIRGIN!!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: motox26
(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
It would be funnier Moto if you could SPELL!!! it's VIRGIN!!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:35 PM
#1568
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
Likes: 1
From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
[quote]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
LMFAO..... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:40 PM
#1569
Shed Knocker Rider
Harley Punk!
Harley Punk!
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 35,876
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[quote]
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
You did do better than my Macarana bit.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Oh SHUDDUP! God forbid I have a typo.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Originally posted by: motox26
(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
But I pull it off with grace, style and finess. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
It would be funnier Moto if you could SPELL!!! it's VIRGIN!!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
(1of4 steps up to the mic)
"Eh-hem................LIKE A VIRGIAN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME"
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
It would be funnier Moto if you could SPELL!!! it's VIRGIN!!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Oh SHUDDUP! God forbid I have a typo.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 22, 2006 | 12:46 PM
#1570
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Aww, been looking at my unit, huh!? (slaps Scoot in face with it) Is that a better look??[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Damn that was you Dumass? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
(heads to penalty box)
(grabs houka in one hand, and alcohol wipes in other)
Damn monkey!