Well, I got to admit, I've used the, "Want to see my shaved monkey" line on a couple of the new dancers. And it went rather well. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

I let them play with my shaved Monkey [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Isuppose i'll bring in some pants or a kilt for him.

 

I'll have you all know that last weekend we had a huge whiffle ball tourney. We played games off and on from 11am till 12:30 pm. Had lights, chalked fields in the back yard, the ol chair for a catcher (that if you dont swing and the ball hits, your out). Out team won the coveted Kessler Cup. I was untouchable on the mound. I have wicked junk.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

I heard a couple of the girls complaining about your junk. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

Bring me a bottle of Jack and a shot of coke. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Your Jack and coke is on the way scooter, anybody else need anything

 

Hey WW you should know by now to just bring around for eveybody .

 

maddddddddd straighttttttt

 

Monkey is still embarASSED by who ever shaved him .hey WW where were you when monkey became bald butted ?
hhhhhhmmmmmmm? monkey is looking POed at you .

 

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Originally posted by: ScootergptxI was just curious as to what he'd look like and see how many tips he'd get. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

I had to come back. I was gonna try and be more responsible and try and stop drinking.

But, then I realized, it says right on the can "drink responsibly."

Like it has both the responsibilty and drinking issue covered right there. Who can argue with that?

I'm feeling really responsible today, bring me a 12 pack. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]