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Mar 8, 2006 | 08:07 AM
#1901
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Nohting like getting home and having the wife ask what the hell am I driving the Scooby Doo van.
Had no recolection of ever getting in it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Had no recolection of ever getting in it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 08:50 AM
#1902
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Hmmm, I could significantly raise my post count this morning. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Hmmm, I could significantly raise my post count this morning. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 09:33 AM
#1903
Shed Knocker Rider
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You're in a bar.....alone......and singing! In these situations you need to pick better song choices, like " ALLLLL BY MY SEEEELLF"[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 09:48 AM
#1904
Supersock
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98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bott...
Oh, hey Motox.
Don't think I could sing that song. Not the karaoke expert like you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Oh, hey Motox.
Don't think I could sing that song. Not the karaoke expert like you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 09:50 AM
#1905
Supersock
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Damn, now I lost count. Oh well....
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
If I do this 100 times, and start over each time, can I still tell the officer that pulls me over I only had 1 beer? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
If I do this 100 times, and start over each time, can I still tell the officer that pulls me over I only had 1 beer? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 10:10 AM
#1906
Shed Knocker Rider
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bott...
Oh, hey Motox.
Don't think I could sing that song. Not the karaoke expert like you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bott...
Oh, hey Motox.
Don't think I could sing that song. Not the karaoke expert like you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
You think so too? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] LOL, this one guy that used to work with my mom came in one night to a bar that me and a few buds were singing kareokee in. Now I am a horrible singer keep in mind, and this guy goes and tells my mom that I was talented.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] Get ready to see me on American Idol boyz! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] LOL......drunk bastage. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 10:19 AM
#1907
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
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Why is monkey givin me and Scooter nasty looks and why is he draggin that National Geographic magazine around with him? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 10:22 AM
#1908
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
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[quote]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Were we in the parking lot today? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
OOhh! Check out the dancer doing the headstand. Negative gravity *****. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Parkin lot? Who said anythin about a parkin lot?
OH MY! where are my petons I wanna go climb them mountains. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Were we in the parking lot today? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
OOhh! Check out the dancer doing the headstand. Negative gravity *****. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
OH MY! where are my petons I wanna go climb them mountains. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 10:41 AM
#1909
Shed Knocker Rider
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Why is monkey givin me and Scooter nasty looks and why is he draggin that National Geographic magazine around with him? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Why is monkey givin me and Scooter nasty looks and why is he draggin that National Geographic magazine around with him? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Mar 8, 2006 | 10:44 AM
#1910
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
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[quote]
Originally posted by: motox26
He seen that there is other monkeys out there with a bigger "whooha" than him.
Yeah I'm one of..........[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: motox26
He seen that there is other monkeys out there with a bigger "whooha" than him.