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#2401
(Steps over HD and gets a cup of coffee and bottle of whiskey)
They're so cute when they're sleeping. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
They're so cute when they're sleeping. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
#2402
Business sure was better when the monkey's *** was plugged. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
#2403
Dang it Mr.D you need to get Armando to take out the trash more often , and throw the drunks in the back room for monkey to play with . that will teach them to pass out in here how about a draft down here . [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
#2404
Decided to celebrate 3300 with a nice cold beer.......Spits beer across the bar!!! What the......why am I drinking a Natti Lite??? MD, tell the new bartender who I am and why it is important to keep my Sierra Nevada at the perfect temper....
Shouts to the strippers...."Ginger, you are not paid to keep your knees out of Scooter's groin area!! Give him the lapdance he paid for!!"
"Would someone please tell HD that his pants need to stay on....he's not getting paid to strip and no one wants to see that old sack of used chewing gum swinging in the breeze...."
TPR
Shouts to the strippers...."Ginger, you are not paid to keep your knees out of Scooter's groin area!! Give him the lapdance he paid for!!"
"Would someone please tell HD that his pants need to stay on....he's not getting paid to strip and no one wants to see that old sack of used chewing gum swinging in the breeze...."
TPR
#2405
Slaps bar keep in the head! (dont you know who that is!!) Sorry about that TPR....here is two cold Sierra Nevada's at the temp of your liking.
Strippers have been good lately, might need to switch some out with another bar here soon, I think these are gettin used pretty hard.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
C mon fellas...the sign says no shoes, no shirt, no pants......no service. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Strippers have been good lately, might need to switch some out with another bar here soon, I think these are gettin used pretty hard.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
C mon fellas...the sign says no shoes, no shirt, no pants......no service. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
#2407
Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey Mr D i thought this was a pants optional ,place .
Hey Mr D i thought this was a pants optional ,place .
TPR, can we do away with the metal detector? Haven't seen 1of4 in here since you put it in. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
One of the girls said she had a wood detector. Thought it was BS at first, but she found mine. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
#2409
Scoots recipie for Maragaritas is the special for the day (good stuff my friend)
I'll be in the green room if anyone needs me. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I'll be in the green room if anyone needs me. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#2410
hello -------------hello ---------------- man where did everbody go . I'll just have a couple then maybe the girls will come back ,play a few tunes on the juke box and relax .aaahhhhhh!






