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Old May 1, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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(Steps over HD and gets a cup of coffee and bottle of whiskey)

They're so cute when they're sleeping. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 3, 2006 | 09:12 AM
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Business sure was better when the monkey's *** was plugged. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 3, 2006 | 05:08 PM
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Dang it Mr.D you need to get Armando to take out the trash more often , and throw the drunks in the back room for monkey to play with . that will teach them to pass out in here how about a draft down here . [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 3, 2006 | 05:57 PM
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Decided to celebrate 3300 with a nice cold beer.......Spits beer across the bar!!! What the......why am I drinking a Natti Lite??? MD, tell the new bartender who I am and why it is important to keep my Sierra Nevada at the perfect temper....

Shouts to the strippers...."Ginger, you are not paid to keep your knees out of Scooter's groin area!! Give him the lapdance he paid for!!"

"Would someone please tell HD that his pants need to stay on....he's not getting paid to strip and no one wants to see that old sack of used chewing gum swinging in the breeze...."

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Old May 3, 2006 | 07:01 PM
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Slaps bar keep in the head! (dont you know who that is!!) Sorry about that TPR....here is two cold Sierra Nevada's at the temp of your liking.

Strippers have been good lately, might need to switch some out with another bar here soon, I think these are gettin used pretty hard.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

C mon fellas...the sign says no shoes, no shirt, no pants......no service. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 3, 2006 | 09:27 PM
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Hey Mr D i thought this was a pants optional ,place .
 
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Old May 4, 2006 | 09:44 AM
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Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey Mr D i thought this was a pants optional ,place .
Don't worry D4, doesn't say we have to wear them. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]


TPR, can we do away with the metal detector? Haven't seen 1of4 in here since you put it in. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

One of the girls said she had a wood detector. Thought it was BS at first, but she found mine. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 12, 2006 | 07:59 AM
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(cricket noises)
 
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Old May 12, 2006 | 03:09 PM
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Scoots recipie for Maragaritas is the special for the day (good stuff my friend)

I'll be in the green room if anyone needs me. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 13, 2006 | 09:48 AM
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hello -------------hello ---------------- man where did everbody go . I'll just have a couple then maybe the girls will come back ,play a few tunes on the juke box and relax .aaahhhhhh!
 
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