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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 04:45 AM
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OH yeah, I think this song belongs in our Jukebox. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Hit it!
This ain't no disco
It ain't no country club either
This is LA!

"All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos
Of nothing
He says his name's William but I'm sure,
He's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole
life
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The good people of the world are washing their cars
On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in skirts in suits

They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record store too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause

[Chorus]
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
And Billy likes to peel the labels
From his bottles of Bud
He shreds them on the bar
Then he lights every match in an oversized pack
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
before blowing and cursing them out
And he's watching the bottles of Bud as they spin on
the floor

And a happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads

Chorus

Otherwise the bar is ours,
The day and the night and the car wash too
The matches and the Buds and the clean and dirty
cars
The sun and the moon but

Chorus
 
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 11:55 AM
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bloody mary and a beer please !!!!
 
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 03:18 PM
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Originally posted by: MrDumass


Sh*t...that is just a warm-up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
And that's the last we heard from him. Anyone check the back room?
 
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 03:49 PM
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Last I saw he was gettin snuggly with the monkey. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 18, 2006 | 04:47 PM
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At least one of them will be smiling on Monday. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 10:33 AM
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Set me up with a Whiskey and coffee not mixed but in that order. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 11:05 AM
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I'll have what he's having, but without the coffee.

Well I see the monkey is in a good mood this morning. We'll just have to wait and see if Dumass is. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 11:22 AM
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Is MrD wearin lip gloss? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 12:06 PM
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mornin boys!, mornin tank. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] a bloody mary and a beer please.
 
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Is MrD wearin lip gloss? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
I sure hope that he just needs a shave. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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