The Dumass Experience (A Division of Toho Co. LTD.)
Mar 29, 2006 | 11:04 AM
#2264
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Looks like monkey found his way inside Scooters Bio suit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Mar 29, 2006 | 02:36 PM
#2265
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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(Scooter runs out of bar, screaming like a girl)
(panting) I forgot to secure the trap door on the suit. Little sh@t caught me bending over to pick up a quarter. Which by the way, very funny whoever glued that to the floor. Anyway, I managed to escape unharmed. But the monkey was running after me, and the plug got tangled up in a combination of g-strings, bra's and someones pants. (looks directly at D4)
Anyway, he was struggling to break free, but I fear the worst.
(Suddenly a very loud FFFFFTTTTTT!!!! comes from the bar, and all windows turn brown)
Well ok. Looks like my job is done here. Armand....
(panting) I forgot to secure the trap door on the suit. Little sh@t caught me bending over to pick up a quarter. Which by the way, very funny whoever glued that to the floor. Anyway, I managed to escape unharmed. But the monkey was running after me, and the plug got tangled up in a combination of g-strings, bra's and someones pants. (looks directly at D4)
Anyway, he was struggling to break free, but I fear the worst.
(Suddenly a very loud FFFFFTTTTTT!!!! comes from the bar, and all windows turn brown)
Well ok. Looks like my job is done here. Armand....
Mar 29, 2006 | 02:53 PM
#2266
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
The windows aren't the only thing turned brown there were still a couple of patrons in the bar.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Somethin about a free beer head start? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Somethin about a free beer head start? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Mar 29, 2006 | 02:56 PM
#2267
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The Champ
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What in the hell happened here??? What a friggin mess. Ok, unless you want me to call in all your tabs I suggest you get this place cleaned up and for god sakes, someone get this damn monkey off my leg!!!
TPR
TPR
Mar 29, 2006 | 02:59 PM
#2268
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The Champ
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Oh and Angel, Trinity, Caprice and Porsche.....back on the poles....you don't get paid to sit at the bar and get drunk all day!!!!
TPR
TPR
Mar 29, 2006 | 03:02 PM
#2269
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Wait!!! where's Cristal??? Looks at 1of4's flushed face.....as Cristal pops her head up from under the bar....Ok, as soon as you finish, get back on stage!!
TPR
TPR
Mar 29, 2006 | 04:00 PM
#2270
Supersock
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(Scooter walks in bar with 4 cases of bubble bath, sponges, 5 kiddie pools and a water hose)
Feeling partly responsible, I thought of a way to clean this place up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Ladies, let the skinny dipping begin. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Feeling partly responsible, I thought of a way to clean this place up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Ladies, let the skinny dipping begin. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]