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Mar 22, 2006 | 11:19 AM
#2211
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Hmmm.... that gives me an Idea I need to find a toy Rat for cats. Make it radio controlled and chase the dancers around with it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Hmmm.... that gives me an Idea I need to find a toy Rat for cats. Make it radio controlled and chase the dancers around with it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Mar 22, 2006 | 11:24 AM
#2212
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
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[quote]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
They already make them. Saw one at Target, but wasn't paying 15 bucks for it. It was only about 3 inches long. Trust me, they don't run when you chase them with something that small. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
$15? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Dammit! There goes that idea. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
They already make them. Saw one at Target, but wasn't paying 15 bucks for it. It was only about 3 inches long. Trust me, they don't run when you chase them with something that small. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Dammit! There goes that idea. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
Mar 22, 2006 | 11:37 AM
#2213
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
$15? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Dammit! There goes that idea. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
$15? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Dammit! There goes that idea. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
I'll just say it was a tie. Just remember to put monkey outside the door before we let them out. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Mar 22, 2006 | 12:27 PM
#2214
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[quote]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hang on, I got 17 bucks from people guessing the jelly bean count. D4 guessed four times when it was empty. Wrong each time. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
I'll just say it was a tie. Just remember to put monkey outside the door before we let them out. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Woo Hoo! $17
Lets see how D4 does when he guesses how many fingers I'm holdin up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hang on, I got 17 bucks from people guessing the jelly bean count. D4 guessed four times when it was empty. Wrong each time. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
I'll just say it was a tie. Just remember to put monkey outside the door before we let them out. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Lets see how D4 does when he guesses how many fingers I'm holdin up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Mar 22, 2006 | 01:20 PM
#2215
Pale Rider
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Barkeep gimme a shot of milk. (bar goes silent) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
And make sure it's in a dirty glass! (crowd resumes chatter.) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]
And make sure it's in a dirty glass! (crowd resumes chatter.) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]
Mar 22, 2006 | 01:27 PM
#2216
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Better throw some vodka and kahlua in with that milk. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Mar 22, 2006 | 01:36 PM
#2217
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A shot of milk does sound good.
And I'd like it from those jugs right there. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
(looks around to make sure there are no man ***** present)
And I'd like it from those jugs right there. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
(looks around to make sure there are no man ***** present)
Mar 22, 2006 | 01:38 PM
#2218
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[quote]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Better throw some vodka and kahlua in with that milk. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Okay. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
My nephew did the stupidest thing. He took a shot of lemon juice and washed it down with milk. The lemon juice curdled the milk instantly. Pretty funny watchin him puke. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Better throw some vodka and kahlua in with that milk. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
My nephew did the stupidest thing. He took a shot of lemon juice and washed it down with milk. The lemon juice curdled the milk instantly. Pretty funny watchin him puke. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Mar 22, 2006 | 01:43 PM
#2219
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Anyone ever try the drinking a gallon of milk in an hour? Always thought that I could do that.
Mar 22, 2006 | 02:39 PM
#2220
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(1of4 sitting at the bar feels something slip under his hand) WTF!?( looks under his hand it's a $100 Bill.) (30 yr old Gal winks at him.)
1of4: Sorry Miss I think you have the wrong idea of me.
Young Gal: I'm sorry, my mistake, I took you for another Fella.
1of4: You don't understand miss today is my day to do Charity work and I'll take your donation. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
1of4: Sorry Miss I think you have the wrong idea of me.
Young Gal: I'm sorry, my mistake, I took you for another Fella.
1of4: You don't understand miss today is my day to do Charity work and I'll take your donation. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]