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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 09:44 AM
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And the blood banks out of 80 proof transfusions?
This is an emergency! Good God, get this man some Everclear!!
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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And the blood banks out of 80 proof transfusions?
This is an emergency! Good God, get this man some Everclear!!
and a lighter
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 09:51 AM
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and a lighter
No fart lighting. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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I got a nose bleed whos ready for a shot.
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 10:16 AM
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Ok, got a new contest for the bar.

(places a jar full of jelly beans on the bar)

The person who guesses the right number of jelly beans in the jar, gets to be first at the door when the monkey's plug gets pulled. Only a dollar a guess. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Should the boiled eggs in the jar be that color of blue? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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Nothing like a good morning buzz to start the day off right. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]


Mmm...jelly beans (eats a handfull)
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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(looks suspicicously at jar)

I wonder if the pink ones taste like pepto bismal?

(takes one)

No one will ever miss one.
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 02:29 PM
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When I read the title of this thread, I thought someone had messed with monkey. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 04:37 PM
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hey guys say scooter I have a sober idea , yea I know it's not right but i havent been in a bar all day either .put monkey in the closet, tied to something and then tie a string to his plug then tie it to the door handle ,
when you close the door monkey gets relief and nobody gets tainted with his POO ,what was the cleaning mans name he can then clean the closet .haha[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Mar 21, 2006 | 04:40 PM
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Also you don't get monkey POO all over the bar and Booze and the girls stage [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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