D4, I think you got the wording wrong.

The monkey just got done pleasing himself. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Watch your step.

Bring me a bottle of Jose gold, and keep the lid, it no longer has a purpose. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

MR.D, 4 shots of crown,4 beers please.

 

Check out what I got for the monkey! A weasel! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Here monkey.

Now everyone sing along:

Round and round the dancer's stage
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop! Goes the weasel.

Guess I could have let him put it in the microwave. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

MrD, a little coffee, and a lot of Kahlua please. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Todays special is hot wings and busch bottles. Also, long island teas and open face roast beaf.

 

I'll have a dozen of each. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

lol pop the weasle

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Oh the monkey popped the weasel all right. Last I saw, he was smoking a cigarette.

 

Hey, these weren't the types of bushes I was expecting. But I drank 'em anyway. And the 12 teas, and ate the 12 wings. I'm havin' troulble with the roast beef though.

Hmmmm. Hey Brenda, I need you to sit on this sandwich. Now put this one on your lap. Yeah, I can eat it now. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Hey Scooter you know all that exictement for the monkey ,his poor heart might not take much more . [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

I think I'll bring a alley cat tomorrow and we'll see which one gets the surprise .[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

MrD, you need to run this idea by TPR.

The monkey show. How many different animals will the monkey violate.

It's a pretty sick thing, so it should sell out.