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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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Hey ladies, want to see my beauty mark? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

(drops pants)

Look at that, a beauty, ain't it? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 05:18 PM
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well Scooter I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder ,right , and if your not careful the girls will give you a mark to go with your (Quote ,beauty) ,ok just give me a soda for that remark. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:19 AM
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Ever wonder how long a tap would run before the beer runs out?

(Scooter goes behind bar, puts head under tap and pulls the handle)
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Hey ladies, want to see my beauty mark? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

(drops pants)

Look at that, a beauty, ain't it? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
PSSST! Hey monkey, Look at the banana, heres a meat tenderizing mallet go play.
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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pppppffffffttttt!!!!

MONKEY!!
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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Check out the dancer on stage now! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

(sets a banana on 1of4's foot) (the good one)

Well hey monkey, watcha doin' with that mallet?
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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Check out the dancer on stage now! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

(sets a banana on 1of4's foot) (the good one)

Well hey monkey, watcha doin' with that mallet?
WOW!! would ya loo.....YEEEOOWW!!! Stupid Monkey!!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]


 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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(Noticed sign on Armands office door - Dry cleaning, drop pants here.)

It all makes sense now. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:58 PM
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That certainly explains why D4 always has his pants off. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Think we should tell him the monkey is on a spree?
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 04:02 PM
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Naw ignorance is bliss...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

(1of4 puts a box of Communion Wafers on the bar.)

After sinner mints $1.00 ea. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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