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#3191
I'll have a coffee with some Bailey's.
Not too much coffee, but not too much Bailey's, it is early.
Wait, maybe I should skip the coffee.
But you can't just drink straight Bailey's.
Ok, a how about a white Russian.
What? Japanese trade embargo with Russia?
Sake? You want me to drink sake?
(Scooter pulls out the .45)
Step away from the bar, make no sudden moves and find me Armand.
Bout to go Hiroshima on your jap azz. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
Hell, might as well just grab the bottle of Jack now.
Not too much coffee, but not too much Bailey's, it is early.
Wait, maybe I should skip the coffee.
But you can't just drink straight Bailey's.
Ok, a how about a white Russian.
What? Japanese trade embargo with Russia?
Sake? You want me to drink sake?
(Scooter pulls out the .45)
Step away from the bar, make no sudden moves and find me Armand.
Bout to go Hiroshima on your jap azz. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
Hell, might as well just grab the bottle of Jack now.
#3192
Yeah the hell that other stuff, I'll have Jim or Jack for breakfast, lunch, and dinner![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Hey, why you gotta a gun Scoot, did monkey sleep with your wife?
Hey, why you gotta a gun Scoot, did monkey sleep with your wife?
#3193
Originally posted by: motox26
Hey, why you gotta a gun Scoot, did monkey sleep with your wife?
Hey, why you gotta a gun Scoot, did monkey sleep with your wife?
#3194
Well if my memory serves me right ,you've spent more then your fair share of time with monkey Scooter .
Oh by the way i see monkey is still tired from last weekend ,and he was curled up with the bobcat.
#3196
Think about it Dean, if you got rid of the monkey, would you take him back later? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#3198
Well, he is kinda the bar/spin zone mascot. And if you can remember not to turn your back on him, it's not so bad. He has ruined quite a few of everyones pant legs though. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
But as a bonus, you notice how the girls jump in your lap when he goes by. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
But as a bonus, you notice how the girls jump in your lap when he goes by. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
#3199
(Walks out green room door) What the?? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img] When did we sell out and what is Toho? I heard a rumor that monkey is going to have to wear a diaper. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
#3200
Originally posted by: deanz400
Hey Moto when are you going to tke monkey back where you got him??????????
Hey Moto when are you going to tke monkey back where you got him??????????






