If it smells like **** turn her over

 

don't eat crackers in the desert

 

don't pee uphill or into the wind

 

do not ask the half naked girl on the corner if she needs a ride. and if you do make sure you hae an exra 500 in your wallet to bail yourself out of jail

 

when a cop pulls you over and askes you to step out of the vehicle don't tell him your too drunk to stand up. when asked why were driving don't say "because I'm too drunk to walk" the ohio state patrol does not have a sence of humor. I thought it made perfect sence.

 

when gambling in vegas don't go with the girl that askes you if you want to go upstairs for a date. 500 bucks and a couple rounds of pennicillian later I realized it wasn't just dinner and a movie.

 

when your car is on fire...dont drive in the ditch to put it out...

 

When in TiJuana make sure to check out club adaletas very friendly atmosphere.

 

never go to oxygen clubs and get drunk, and have your friend fart in the breathing tube

 

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