never ask a girl "can i smell your panties" When she replyes no
say oh then it must be your feet

 

when cuting grass on your john deere 345 dont chase a wood chuck you see by the old dog house, they might have rabies and chase you in reverse and johndeere 345's dont go fast in reverse!!!!


lol that thing was crzy as hell tho, ran right tords the gun! lol it died a peacfull shot in the head death,
we had it tested it had rabies!

 

never have adult relations with your girly friends...it will only screw things up

 

never ride a 2 stroke dirtbike with short pants. Damn i never saw that one coming. Kind of snuck up on me their. And popping the clutch in the mudd on the same dirtbike. I never knew you get more traction in it, but i guess i know now. And who ever said it was common knowledge. Sure as he!! felt like and idiot running in the mudd holding on to the handle bars with the twist throttle in your hands chasing the bike. And 3rd gear drags through murky water thats a foot deep with cactus 2 ft on both side of you. Andyone would have fallen for that one. Dont worry i was better 300 thorns later and 2 weeks of puffy legs.

 

well lets see...what can I give you for knowledge today...

ohh dont make fun of short people...they might kick you in the shin [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

or tall people cause they might kick ya in zee *****!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]

 

I'll take a kick in the shin over a punch from a short person any day.

Now, lather, rinse, repeat.

 

1) Don't smile while your riding through mud/water. Wait till you're through it, then smile.

2) Mud/water tastes bad.

 

Great advice!

 

never follow behind a trailblazer when going through mud....you WILL get muddy...well that is a given...but more then what you would have if you were in the lead [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]