mountain dew lowers ur sperm count.... trust me me, i asked my health teacher, haha.

 

good, i dont want any kids yet. any drink with yellow #5 lowers your sperm count.

 

I need to drink more Dew then. My count is like triple that of the average person. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] You ever see in the cartoons when the buldge of water is sliding through the hose?? Huh? Huh?

 

Jesus, thanks for explaining that in so much detail, man i didnt need to picture that... LMAO

 

Heh, well I can control it so sometimes it looks like a balloon. My wife tells me I should have it looked at, but...... I dunno. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

seeds lower your sperm count too, if ya know what i mean[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

LOL... I just researched this, and it said that Mt. Dew does not lower your sperm count, nor does caffeine or yellow #5.

 

well thats public schools for ya

 

If yall are lookin how to lower your sperm count all ya gota do is get kicked in the nads alot. at least i think that would lower it

 

want to try it out??/ or are youn ot voulenterring your services?