Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Jun 8, 2006 | 05:37 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: MrDumass
DOH! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] I feel sorry for you RL, and the Navy buddy of UBETRUN. If it was me, I might leave her. It never fails. The guy leaves his wife and she turns around and loses weight and tones up.
Originally posted by: Raptorlegs
I feel his pain. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: UBETRUN
Speaking of sex and gaining weight, an old Navy buddy told his wife that he wasn't going to sleep with her until she lost weight. Although I didn't know them when they got married, he said that she had put on about 60 lbs over their 10 years of mariage. A month after he told he no more nookie, she had put on another 15 lbs!! I can still remember his face as he was telling me that she had gained even more weight, it was sooo pitiful.
Speaking of sex and gaining weight, an old Navy buddy told his wife that he wasn't going to sleep with her until she lost weight. Although I didn't know them when they got married, he said that she had put on about 60 lbs over their 10 years of mariage. A month after he told he no more nookie, she had put on another 15 lbs!! I can still remember his face as he was telling me that she had gained even more weight, it was sooo pitiful.
DOH! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] I feel sorry for you RL, and the Navy buddy of UBETRUN. If it was me, I might leave her. It never fails. The guy leaves his wife and she turns around and loses weight and tones up.
Jun 11, 2006 | 04:37 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Hello:
Now this is a topic I have some experience with!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I was married for 3 years. My ex wife told me when we were dating that she liked ATV riding. At the time we were dating, I discovered I liked riding her more than my ATV!! I had a BRAND NEW Honda 300EX. we then got married, and the Riding HER... well, STOPPED![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] ...back to the quad, and then she ended up making me sell it becouse I was spending more time riding it than I was with her. So then I started hitting the fridge alot. (I did'nt have to talk to her with my mouth full!) I ended up gaining 60 LBS![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] Now that we are divorced, and I have my Bayou 300, I am losing weight. I am going to stay single for awhile, IT'S BETTER FOR MY HEALTH!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It's kind of funny too... we ended up splitting becouse she was cheating on me... After all I gave up for her... and I was left with nothing in the end! I HATE THAT !@%$&!!!!
Jack
Now this is a topic I have some experience with!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I was married for 3 years. My ex wife told me when we were dating that she liked ATV riding. At the time we were dating, I discovered I liked riding her more than my ATV!! I had a BRAND NEW Honda 300EX. we then got married, and the Riding HER... well, STOPPED![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] ...back to the quad, and then she ended up making me sell it becouse I was spending more time riding it than I was with her. So then I started hitting the fridge alot. (I did'nt have to talk to her with my mouth full!) I ended up gaining 60 LBS![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] Now that we are divorced, and I have my Bayou 300, I am losing weight. I am going to stay single for awhile, IT'S BETTER FOR MY HEALTH!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It's kind of funny too... we ended up splitting becouse she was cheating on me... After all I gave up for her... and I was left with nothing in the end! I HATE THAT !@%$&!!!!
Jack
Jun 11, 2006 | 11:11 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: DirtDog15
Hello:
Now this is a topic I have some experience with!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I was married for 3 years. My ex wife told me when we were dating that she liked ATV riding. At the time we were dating, I discovered I liked riding her more than my ATV!! I had a BRAND NEW Honda 300EX. we then got married, and the Riding HER... well, STOPPED![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] ...back to the quad, and then she ended up making me sell it becouse I was spending more time riding it than I was with her. So then I started hitting the fridge alot. (I did'nt have to talk to her with my mouth full!) I ended up gaining 60 LBS![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] Now that we are divorced, and I have my Bayou 300, I am losing weight. I am going to stay single for awhile, IT'S BETTER FOR MY HEALTH!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It's kind of funny too... we ended up splitting becouse she was cheating on me... After all I gave up for her... and I was left with nothing in the end! I HATE THAT !@%$&!!!!
Jack
Hello:
Now this is a topic I have some experience with!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I was married for 3 years. My ex wife told me when we were dating that she liked ATV riding. At the time we were dating, I discovered I liked riding her more than my ATV!! I had a BRAND NEW Honda 300EX. we then got married, and the Riding HER... well, STOPPED![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] ...back to the quad, and then she ended up making me sell it becouse I was spending more time riding it than I was with her. So then I started hitting the fridge alot. (I did'nt have to talk to her with my mouth full!) I ended up gaining 60 LBS![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] Now that we are divorced, and I have my Bayou 300, I am losing weight. I am going to stay single for awhile, IT'S BETTER FOR MY HEALTH!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It's kind of funny too... we ended up splitting becouse she was cheating on me... After all I gave up for her... and I was left with nothing in the end! I HATE THAT !@%$&!!!!
Jack
There is a lesson to be learned there, but somehow I think it would be a total waste of time to explain it since the guys who let them walk all over them, and give up everything just to make them happy only seem to continue the trend with the next one etc.
Dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure they are obviously missing something when they totally get their way.
Jul 10, 2006 | 06:00 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: themartinz
When a single man comes home from a hard day of riding the trails, track, or dunes, he goes to the refrigerator and doesn't see anything he wants so he goes to bed. When a married man comes home from a hard day of riding the trails, track, or dunes, he goes to bed and doesn't see anything he wants, so he goes to the refrigerator instead.
When a single man comes home from a hard day of riding the trails, track, or dunes, he goes to the refrigerator and doesn't see anything he wants so he goes to bed. When a married man comes home from a hard day of riding the trails, track, or dunes, he goes to bed and doesn't see anything he wants, so he goes to the refrigerator instead.
I'm married and thats not how things happen in my house. People that say stuff like that are usually the ones it applies too. So maybe your just upset your not gettin any.
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Jul 10, 2006 | 06:21 PM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: 440EX026
There is a lesson to be learned there, but somehow I think it would be a total waste of time to explain it since the guys who let them walk all over them, and give up everything just to make them happy only seem to continue the trend with the next one etc.Dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure they are obviously missing something when they totally get their way.
Originally posted by: DirtDog15Hello:Now this is a topic I have some experience with!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I was married for 3 years. My ex wife told me when we were dating that she liked ATV riding. At the time we were dating, I discovered I liked riding her more than my ATV!! I had a BRAND NEW Honda 300EX. we then got married, and the Riding HER... well, STOPPED![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] ...back to the quad, and then she ended up making me sell it becouse I was spending more time riding it than I was with her. So then I started hitting the fridge alot. (I did'nt have to talk to her with my mouth full!) I ended up gaining 60 LBS![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] Now that we are divorced, and I have my Bayou 300, I am losing weight. I am going to stay single for awhile, IT'S BETTER FOR MY HEALTH!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It's kind of funny too... we ended up splitting becouse she was cheating on me... After all I gave up for her... and I was left with nothing in the end! I HATE THAT !@%$&!!!!Jack
Jul 20, 2006 | 11:12 PM
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
A single lion is taunght and lean, he has to hunt and fight for his food, a married lion is fat and lazy cause his lionesses bring him and kill his meals for him. =]
Jul 21, 2006 | 01:23 AM
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Why married ATV riders gain weight...
Originally posted by: xFreebirdx
A single lion is taunght and lean, he has to hunt and fight for his food, a married lion is fat and lazy cause his lionesses bring him and kill his meals for him. =]
A single lion is taunght and lean, he has to hunt and fight for his food, a married lion is fat and lazy cause his lionesses bring him and kill his meals for him. =]
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