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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 02:56 AM
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When a single man comes home from a hard day of riding the trails, track, or dunes, he goes to the refrigerator and doesn't see anything he wants so he goes to bed. When a married man comes home from a hard day of riding the trails, track, or dunes, he goes to bed and doesn't see anything he wants, so he goes to the refrigerator instead.
 
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 03:38 AM
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I am married and a ATV rider. After 9 years and 3 kids, I still am the same weight as the day I got married [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 10:13 AM
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hmm maybe i just wont get married then [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 04:39 PM
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Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
I am married and a ATV rider. After 9 years and 3 kids, I still am the same weight as the day I got married [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Yep, He still weighs 378 lbs. just like he did the day he got married. LOL[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by: Fireslayer
Originally posted by: ThrashAndCrashUntilItsTrash
I am married and a ATV rider. After 9 years and 3 kids, I still am the same weight as the day I got married [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Yep, He still weighs 378 lbs. just like he did the day he got married. LOL[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
BOY I stepped into that one didn't I [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 05:39 PM
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Only when you look at your avatar. It really makes sense then.
 
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 09:30 PM
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Thrash, You get the "good sport of the week" award.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 11:38 AM
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Both my wife and I are the exact same weight as when we got married, even had 1 kid [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Our anniversary will be in 9 days! Oh crap, I gotta go and get a present now! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 01:30 PM
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My wife must stay home and eat while I ride. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
 
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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Originally posted by: Catterman
Both my wife and I are the exact same weight as when we got married, even had 1 kid [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Our anniversary will be in 9 days! Oh crap, I gotta go and get a present now! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

And she can still kick your ***. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]


Mine stays at home when I ride, then rides me when I get home.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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