LMAO....

I was convinced until I read a little further down the page. There for a minute I thought you had the same thing happen to you that happened to me.
My ex left me because she thought I spent more time on the quad than I did on her......I mean with her.

 

14mins; If you look anything like your avatar/icon then it's no wonder she left you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

14mins; did your wife give you you're nick - 14 minutes. If my wife named me it would be 2mins. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Country Western song - "Some man ran off with my wife and my Raptor.... I sure do miss that Raptor" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

BTW, that wasn't a very funny post. I was really concerned about the Raptor for a while there. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

That's all the jokes that come to mind.

 

Maybe it was just wishful thinking???[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
jk

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

WYoDuner- my wife was reading some women's mag, said the avrage man takes 14 minutes to do his business. She slapped me with the mag. for taking to long. I told her i just wanted to please her, get her moneys worth. lol

 

Whenever I read something like this, one question comes to mind. I wonder why she left?

















then I keep reading and fully understand. If I was her I would of taken the dog too.

Just kidden ya back.

 

My wife always threatens to burn down my shed and toys when she gets ticked at me. Would hate it but them id have a good reason to visit the local Yamaha Dealer. You had a good one going, I was convinced.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

No Luvin' tonight I bet!!!!!!

 

<< WYoDuner- my wife was reading some women's mag, said the avrage man takes 14 minutes to do his business. She slapped me with the mag. for taking to long. I told her i just wanted to please her, get her moneys worth. lol >>



Yep, those women's mags!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] I never seem to measure up to those. In 14 minutes I'm already rolled over and asleep!!!

Funny post, you should have strung it out a little longer.

 

Damn you 14mins, I think I cracked a rib from laughing so hard!!