WOMAN'S PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who's loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks. When
he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.




MAN'S PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute
nymphomaniac with huge ***** who
owns a liquor store and a boat.
Amen.

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]Thought this was funny. Hope you enjoy it.

 

Thats good and true[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

Who also looks super hot and has a predator of her own.....now thats what im talkin about!

 

Yup, didn't see anything about not farting! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

The only things I would change are:

MAN'S PRAYER:

I pray for "2" ([img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]) deaf-mute
nymphomaniacs with huge ***** who
own an "ATV" store and a boat.
Amen.

What can I say? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

LMAO!!! now, how did I miss this thread!!! Now thats a good womens prayer....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Just as rodney carrington says:

Were gonna live in a big house and he's gonna work and im not..... dream on $##%^&

 

Sounds like women dream of men who are homo, (can't use the g word in this forum).