people have 2 ears and 1 mouth
they should use them accordingly

 

God helps those who help themselves. The Government helps those who don't.

Almost forgot this one. A friend of mines Dad used to always say this when things went bad. "Don't that just frost your *****."

 

"Will work for sex!"
"Franks and Beans"

 

"the only causes of regret are laziness, outbursts of temper, hurting others, prejudice, jealousy and envy."

 

"It's colder than a witches t!t in an iron bra"

"If I looked like you I would shave my a$$ and walk backward"

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person"

And once again for the record...."I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman"

 

"Are you stuck on stupid?"

 

Hey, the first one is mine.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

 

Yep, and I have to say it's one of my favs.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

My buddy's Dad used to say, "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was."

"Stupid people shouldn't breed"

"Don't bitch about farmers with your mouth full"

Naked and Hungry......where you'd be without farmers.

When somebody tells me to "be good". I reply, "Why, when I'm bad I'm better"

SpruceDeuce

 

My favorite:


"There's no problem a suitable application of high explosives won't solve"