The Polaris Nuthouse
Jun 16, 2008 | 09:11 AM
#5152
Moto Psycho
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 8,747
Likes: 3
From: Michigan
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This year, American taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some useful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
Therefore, NONE of it will actually help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
God Bless America!
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some useful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
Therefore, NONE of it will actually help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
God Bless America!
Jun 16, 2008 | 04:49 PM
#5153
Pro Rider
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 434
Likes: 0
From: Iliinois/Missouri
The Polaris Nuthouse
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: jumbofrank
This year, American taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some useful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
Therefore, NONE of it will actually help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
God Bless America!</end quote></div>
Amen Jumbo! Thats funny stuff but soooo very true! I think I'll be spending more time in the nut house! Oh btw has anyone heard about EnBev trying to buy out Anheiser Bush...45 billion dollars?! My Bud Light drinkin' days will be through if it happens! Sorry the whole domestic beer comment sparked that rant. Also Jumbo if I buy a prostitute does she need to be domestic?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
This year, American taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some useful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
Therefore, NONE of it will actually help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
God Bless America!</end quote></div>
Amen Jumbo! Thats funny stuff but soooo very true! I think I'll be spending more time in the nut house! Oh btw has anyone heard about EnBev trying to buy out Anheiser Bush...45 billion dollars?! My Bud Light drinkin' days will be through if it happens! Sorry the whole domestic beer comment sparked that rant. Also Jumbo if I buy a prostitute does she need to be domestic?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
Jun 16, 2008 | 06:49 PM
#5155
Pro Rider
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 226
Likes: 0
From: Eastern Or
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Therefore, NONE of it will actually help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by</end quote></div>
Put a down payment on another Popo.
Put a down payment on another Popo.
Jun 17, 2008 | 12:08 AM
#5157
Moto Psycho
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 8,747
Likes: 3
From: Michigan
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: BigBros_Farmtoys
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Therefore, NONE of it will actually help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by</end quote></div>
Put a down payment on another Popo.</end quote></div>
Downpayment nothing, I'm wrinting out a check for mine on the 28th. That will be the first time I see my new 500 EFI. I'm picking it up when I go on vacation and not bringing it home for 3 weeks.
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Therefore, NONE of it will actually help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by</end quote></div>
Put a down payment on another Popo.</end quote></div>
Downpayment nothing, I'm wrinting out a check for mine on the 28th. That will be the first time I see my new 500 EFI. I'm picking it up when I go on vacation and not bringing it home for 3 weeks.
Jun 17, 2008 | 12:10 AM
#5158
Moto Psycho
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 8,747
Likes: 3
From: Michigan
The Polaris Nuthouse
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Budman650
If Budweiser leaves, what will be my name?
I'll have to be generic for awhile, Beerman.</end quote></div>
MilwaukeesBestMan. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
If Budweiser leaves, what will be my name?
I'll have to be generic for awhile, Beerman.</end quote></div>
MilwaukeesBestMan. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Jun 17, 2008 | 12:15 AM
#5159
Range Rover
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 191
Likes: 0
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: jumbofrank
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Budman650
If Budweiser leaves, what will be my name?
I'll have to be generic for awhile, Beerman.</end quote></div>
MilwaukeesBestMan. [img][/img]</end quote></div>
LOL
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Budman650
If Budweiser leaves, what will be my name?
I'll have to be generic for awhile, Beerman.</end quote></div>
MilwaukeesBestMan. [img][/img]</end quote></div>
LOL