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Old 07-07-2007 | 06:26 PM
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LOL - yeh prob should dude

why did the chicken cross the playground?...............to get to the other slide [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
 
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Old 07-08-2007 | 12:42 AM
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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: brutus450

I was riding the other day down in the swamps and a dang chicken flew in front of me and it got jammed into my new winch. I had to pick it out with a stick. I think the beek may still be in the spool somewhere. I brought the chicken home and fed to my dog.</end quote></div>



Well at least I know what happened to my prize winning chicken.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
 
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Old 07-08-2007 | 02:15 AM
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Good work.

Now go out and hit us some mashed potatoes and green beans, wouldja?

Thanks.
 
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Old 07-08-2007 | 12:09 PM
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better a chicken then a deer, i hit rabbits all the time, damn things race along side and dart right in front of the quad.Could of had plenty of good eating.
 
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Old 07-08-2007 | 03:08 PM
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I definately wouldnt want to hit a deer but it's better than when those trees jump out from no where lol
 
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Old 07-08-2007 | 03:26 PM
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Well if ya sing the "There's a Deer in the beer" thing, not sure if "There's a chicken in my beer" - Not quite
the same. But man, thanks crazy dude, sorry to hear about that, more sorry about that po'ole
chicken. What a light, lean chicken, still missing a beak?

So does your ATV feel any lighter? You know feather weight? Okay Okay I'll stop, what a
funny good thread! I think if this was me, I wouldn't want any chicken any time soon, anything
that has feathers just right out the door for a while.

(Got sick off of BBQ - Shake-n-Bake chicken when I was like 7 yrs old, man I never ate
BBQ chicken for a very long time, years)

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Old 07-08-2007 | 03:30 PM
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just got back form KFC and could of swore that the piece i ate said polaris on it lol.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old 07-08-2007 | 04:42 PM
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Yea, I was outside today and heard an
ATV flying overhead, this thing had so
many feathers on its front end, and some
weird looking beak hanging off the winch!

Strange what ya see sometimes!

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Old 07-08-2007 | 04:44 PM
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Brute-man,

Just hacking on ya man!, LOL - All good fun!
(Come on man, its a little FUNNY!)

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Old 07-08-2007 | 05:05 PM
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Man, chicken, and just when I was thinking of a nice steak.... My son and his buddy came out of a banked turn into an apple orchard and we almost had venison mom and kid for dinner. (doe and fawn to the unsavvy) I told him he should try harder next time. JK... There are a lot of vehicle-moose collisions in New Hampshire and they have a campaign that says, "brake for moose, it could save your life." Shortly after this campaign started I saw a guy in a beat up old F350 pickup with diamond plate bumpers that said, "hit a moose, I could use the meat".
 



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