x2 Funny Stuff!

 

Rmax--I suggest you email your response to Polaris....but I doubt they'd "get" it....

 

....................when your Polaris has better power steering than your truck you drive......

 

if you were going aruond a mud hole thats 5 feet deep and your 3 buddies almost rip the plastic rack off trying to get it over a log its high centered on,the heavy pig /POS

 

If you use the tools you carry to fix Japanese quads on the trail and have yet for them to touch your own...

If, after the others get yanked out of a mudhole, you have to go through it to show that "it can be done"...

Sad but true:
If your rear fenders get rounded edges from the aftermarket tires rubbing from the rear squatting down too much (with full rear cargo box)...

 

if u buy it for your daughter, but decided to give her a honda instead. Allways being in the right gear is the stuff.Your wife can hear u coming ten minutes before u get there.You swear there has to be a fuel leak somewhere.

 

You might be a Polaris rider if...

Your buddy with the zuki watches you ATTEMPT to find mud holes to get stuck in so he feels better...

You win $100 dollars dragging a log that couldn't be moved... and laughing like an idiot the whole time...

You fear for the safety of your legs cause you think your AWD shaft is going to fly off... and then just drive faster

 

If you "discover" a creek you didn't know existed by riding into it, hitting the side of the creak, getting pulled out, and riding home, you just might be a polaris rider.

True story and my first post and first ride lol.

 

Probably has be mentioned but. When after a 80 mile trail ride your the only rider not walking funny after getting off your ATV when done riding.

 

Ha Ha you said Walking!