www.nvtr.org read a real good trail review

 

To BushHog, and to all others who are wondering about the man behind the nom de guerre “Tree Farmer”, I herewith present the following limerick:


Over the river and through the woods,
At Cochranton Tree Farmer goes.
But put him on rock,
And his carb doth lock,
Thanks to a faulty hose.


While not a Shakespearean sonnet, this limerick contains all the clues necessary to unmask our very own international man of mystery, and the quad he rides. A little sleuthing through the ATV Connection Magazine with those clues in mind, and you’ll have your answer.

Army Man

P.S. To “myscrambler”, thanks for including me on your short list of those Internet ATV scribes you find interesting and entertaining.

A.M.

 

Army Man, That is a good one, very creative!

 

What was the name of that thing at the bottom of my desktop? And this space between my teeth......

 

i know what he rides

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T.J. Flynn Honda 300ex - stock but not for long

 

Hint number 2: the machine he rides has 4 wheels and 4 tires. Hope this helps.

 

A log skidder?????

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Kevin Gowdy aka Kagey 1999 Polaris Magnum 500

 

Hhmmmm, good hints here. I knew he had somthing with 4 wheels, but I always wondered about the tires.

Actualy, he also rides somthing with 3-wheels and tires as well, if I remember right.

For those who haven't got it yet, you can piece the puzzle together with the clues already given here.

One more, the answer lies somewhere in the "featured articles" section of ATV Connection.

 

Let me see…

A practitioner of sylvan agriculture whose first name is as precious as a diamond and whose last name is necessary for bovines to exist in an aquatic environment.

I bet a guy like this rides something with 4wd equipped with all the goodies. But was it manufactured in Minnesota? I think not. Japan? Nope. Nebraska? Hmmmm.

Whoever this enigmatic person is, I enjoy his intelligent, ironic posts. And I appreciate his informed and informative advice.

Two (2) '99 Scrambler 500s
'97 Lakota (available, cheap)

 

What to say about Tree Farmer?
Well, when I read his posts. I always come away confused. Is this man really smart or just stupid?
He never leaves any info in his signature to hint what he rides. So it leads me in a direction to believe that he does not own a quad.
He never comments on anything in his posts except opinions about other riders, never their machines.
I have never seen any technical info come from this guy.
No questions.
Nothing but general conversation.
Personal remarks.
And finally, large vocabulary words that no one understands.

Tree Farmer,,,,,,TELL US!!!!! What do you ride????????

Chris 00' 300EX