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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 12:13 PM
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Polaris Creed

This is my Polaris. There are many like it but this Xplorer is mine.

My Xplorer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My Xplorer, without me is useless. Without my Xplorer I feel useless. I must drive my Xplorer true. I must drive faster than my buddy who is trying to roost me. I must roost him before he dusts me.

I will...

My Xplorer and I know what counts on this ride. It is not the dust we raise, the mud we throw, the competition we dust. We know that it is the ride that counts.

We will ride...

My Xplorer is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as my brother; I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its engine, and drivetrain. I will ever guard it against the ravages of detonation and damage, as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes, and my heart against damage. I will keep my Xplorer maintained and gassed. We will become part of each other.

We will...

Before the North Star, I swear this creed. My Xplorer and myself are the defenders of my recreation. We are the masters of the competition. We are the rulers of the trail.

So be it, until victory over the Tree Huggers and there is no enemy, but unending trails!
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 03:10 PM
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By the power vested in me , I now pronounce you man and quad . Let no man separate what hath been joined together.

You may ride the quad................ :-)


Sorry , I just couldn't stop myself .. Rick
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 03:24 PM
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LOL, Odin!!

And I thought it was only me...
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 06:57 PM
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(uncontrollable sobbing...)
THATS FREAKIN' BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!......


HAHAHAHAHAA....
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 08:08 PM
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Your not getting my Bud Light.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 08:10 PM
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I hope you're not dressing you quad in pink lace....
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 08:44 PM
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I liked your use of personification
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 08:47 PM
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mmmm...I"d follow ya anywhere!!!..slowly
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 09:33 PM
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"This is my gun, there are many like it but this one is mine...." Full Metal Jacket, man that was a good movie. "What's your major malfunction numnuts?" Sorry for my ramblings, nice ode, Odin.

Just my opinions...
 
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Old Mar 14, 2000 | 09:44 PM
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Odin,Im still laughing at your post,it was hilarious man.As you well know by now,I to own a 00 400cc Xplorer.Just cant seem to get enough of that quad,but like a marriage of ''lets say''20 yrs or more ,does this love affair wear off?==BILL

If you want to come in second''FOLLOW ME''
 
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