A dung beetle on meth flying towards a pile of fresh poop... Or ... The boogers flying out of my nose when I sneeze? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

 

I'll go with the boggers. They don't weight as much.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

I think i read somewhere that the stuff coming out of your nose when you sneeze is like 200mph![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

At first I was gonna go with the dung beetle but a dung beetle is kinda fat and big. Even if he was on meth he would still kinda go slow and would probably end up scratching his neck alot and twitching all the way there. So Id have to go with the boogers [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Definately boogers

 

You’re all wrong! My friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s mom’s cousin has a dung beetle that’s completely stock that smokes boogers all the time. So on meth it would be no competition.

Doesn’t really matter though, cause nothing can touch a horse fly on crack. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

that hehe is the hehe funnest hehe thing I hehe have ever heard hehehehehe[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

THE BOOGERS!

 

Guys, you wont believe it! I raced a BOOGER this weekend at the dunes and the little bugger got me by a pick of the nose. Damn it, maybe next time!

 

You may be right.
I forgot I was on meth also when I raced my boogers against that duyum dung beetle so my boogers had a slight edge.


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