So anyways I was racing these guys with my relativly stock z against alky banshees and I was kicking some major azz. It was like 140 farenheit outside and I had gone without water all day. After the crowd realized just how good I was this guy stepped up with a cr500 motor into a 400ex. I thought to myself allright hes done and we agreed on winner takes the other guys quad. Just as we were about to let loose this miget shows up on a yfz...I mean he was like 60pounds and riding a yfz! I thought to myself, Im done for, and was hesistant to agreeing to race. After I smoked the guy with the cr500 the midget was soo shocked he almost fell off his yfz. But I knew he was playin...I thought to myself in order to beat the midget on the yfz Im gonna need alittle more power than all the gadgets I currently have attached so I told some guy I was gonna use his slip on and he was like go right ahead. Like with that slip on I knew I was gonna be better then without cause my hp almost doubled. Okay so on with the midget race...we were on the line and I ended up taking the holeshot just cause I got more traction with my radials over his haulers and had alot more bottom end power over the yfz. I look behind me and see this midget flying literally...so what do I do. I had no choice but hit the nos button and my grip tightness doubled. As I was wheeling at +100mph downhill, the midget on the yfz passed me. Thats when this lawn gnome popped out the sand and I had to hit the breaks for fear of killing him. In order to catch up I knew it would take more than nos so I hit the switch to turnover my jato engine. All I had time to say before I was up to 1000mph was IM SOOO FLY!!!! The midget didnt see it coming and I flew by him so fast that he got lost in the sandstorm. As the rescue helicopters full of marines were coming to my aid and to arrest me for stealing the jato engine...I told them how I pwned this midget and all these other guys uber supped up quads and they were like oh man your really are fly.

 

lol good job [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] damn migets eh[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

Can I ride with you from now on? Anyway, where is that midget now, he "borrowed" my YFZ and hasn't returned it yet. Thanks for the sandblast job too!

 

ahahahahaha