This is a story about my nephew, some thieves,his and 2 other new quads in his shop. My nephew kinda looks like a Panda Bear,he's 6' tall and wieghs @ 300lbs. He seems happy and dopey just like said bear. Well the "Panda" came home from work early a couple months ago near midnight, steps out of his truck and 2 guys attack him. He's as strong as an Ox and doesn't mind a good brawl now and then so he proceeds to start beatin the **** out of these 2 morons. A 3rd guy comes up behind him and clobbers him in the head with a tire iron, but this b@st@rd slips and falls on the wet grass. Well the Panda grabs his head,sees alot of blood and transforms into the Fierce Panda turns on Mr.Tire Iron and starts layin the boots to him. Seeing as he just came home from work he was wearing his Steel Toe Boots and took this idiot out of the fray. He turned back to the other 2 and started chasing them, but they had a head start and the Panda is kinda slow. These 2 made it to a truck and took off picking up their buddy on the way out. The cops were phoned and in the morning and some teeth were found in the grass and the Panda needed 10 stitches on his melon. The cowards got away with a nasty beating, they probably thought 3 on 1 was easy pickings but man were they ever wrong!!! So mark one up for the good guys and always remember that a Panda may look gentle and happy, but poke him with a stick (or a tire iron!) they tend to get a little Fierce!!!

 

Hell yeah.......Teach those punks a lesson!!!!!!!!!

 

It's just too bad he was a panda and not a mother grizzly with cubs. The chunks the Sheriff found in the morning would have been bigger then just missing teeth.

 

"Panda" is very lucky that number three screwed up and he was able to take advantage. When somebody takes a cheap shot with a tire-iron, they're not playing tiddly-winks. Hopefully the police can follow up and get this human debris out of circulation. Tell "Panda" to keep a sharp eye out for these clowns. It might be a good idea to put a security system (electronic or canine) in his shop.

 

Sounds like panda has some people that want him 6' underground.

 

The police checked the hospitals for someone with facial injuries and got zero. He still has the tire iron and his 700 polaris, he also moved to a less remote place. It's a good thing he has a head like a 20lb Chuckroast!