I choose BUSINESS ETHICS

 

You can stay home and help me shave my ahhm pits..

 

BANG, boy am I glad I called that guy

 

O'doyle, I have a feeling your whole family is going down, but right now I gotta study.

 

"The puppy that lost it's way"

 

Hey CARL! GOOD TO SEE YOU!

 

xjbvjxcvj skgdh hd sdvvdjdsh ldkgjfh vkdsjhds jhdjvnsd sdjhfvgsdjv dsvjjfvkjs jkhsjvhjv jhjdf v jsvkjjkhdg jsfdhvjs vjvhjfhg jkv fjvjhvkjjk vjfkhjfdhjhfj jfhgjkfgjaj hjhjklkestronvdmjth (gibberish!)

 

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...wait a second Ms. Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that after the little boy looks for his puppy, after an hour he sat on the porch like a goon and waited. You gotta think, you got a dog, you got a responsibility, you don't look for an hour and call it quits, you get your a ss out there and find that fuc kin' dog!

 

that..is...correct. *takes off shirt*

 

LTracerX, heres how it goes dude, check this out:

I dare you to touch her boob. Touch her boob, thats assault brotha! Ya double dare me!
Whoa! sorry bout that, damn guy drives like an animal!
"I double dare you!"
Um....yes....umm..sorry...tit...!
"Why don't you go sit down now Billy!"