I'm not into that whole church thing though. I guess as your sig says, I could fake it, then I'd be in. Hell, had one Mormon girl, well soon to be, ask me one night if I want to f***. She wanted to one last time before being baptised. I was like WTF? 1) I don't know you, 2) if you're all into being Mormon, and you can't after Sunday, how is it ok to do it on Tuesday night?

You know, calling the areas or whatever Wards just makes me think of a mental ward at a hospital. (If you ask one of my friends all Mormon girls are nuts.)

Looks like I'm on the road tomorrow. Go see the Dr. first thing, then it's off to Tracy, CA, then to Ceres, then back to Fresno. Taking a load of material to Tracy, then to Ceres and bring home a Ditch B*tch as the guys call them from there. Then Monday it's back up to Ceres to pick up the other B*tch and take her in for service.

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Wow Skinner!!! You're sure using allot of $%#@!^&*(*&^%%$$# tonight. I think Lt. Dan is going to give you a spanking.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Sorry, Homey don't play that way.

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Now, you wear them on on your legs[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

First, you will have to fight Bubba off of Scott P[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

oooooooh/aaaaaah..tsk..tsk yer goin straight to hell for that one. even tho i personally found it very funny!!

 

I was the oldest son[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] Dealt out just due punishment myself[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] to two younger brothers[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] I feel bad now[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

NOT

 

Are the kids red headed and he's not[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

LOL[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] If she is dressed in black leather like door #2 in Toyo's pictures[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] I'm sure you will[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

and therein lies the problem. if that hadda been said to Hoss, he'd a been dry-humpin her leg like a puppy in heat, right there on the spot. and another thing "1)I don't know you" is an even better reason to mount-and -do right there on the spot. nothing better than a deep, meaningful, 24 hr relationship. sheesh seymour, drop the standards. follow Toyo and Hoss' motto, "If it's got a pulse; mount it"

and Canadian girls= way too high maintenance. they're raised with equality and socialism, so they expect equal rights and are poor order takers. you need an asian girl from the Phillipines, or China or India, where the whole culture and family unit revolves around the MASTER, er, uh, I mean male. you're a god and can do nothing wrong. they serve you and obey commands. did i get it right Hoss? jump in anytime here and help out DQ. BTW, you can also use mail order or the internet to bypass that whole courting/foreplay waste of time. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]