MD, my sarcasm must be rubbing off on you, cuz you've posted several good zingers today... too many for me to hit the quote button and say "Good one!". keep it up, LMAO!

 

Gotta disagree with you on that one Confused. Been to South Korea, all those girls want and know "is the big PX in the sky" That for you non-military guys, is a free ride to the good ol' US of A. Then, they divorce you and take all your belongings[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] because "me speak no engish and me can no workee, but me can f*&#$ee"[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] You get screwed for the rest of your life[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

Now, If you think your smart like me[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] NOT[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] You get out of the military, start your own career and then, meet your future wife[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] Who just happens to be starting her own career[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] Well, let me tell you, she is American-Asian[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] soooo all that FAR EAST culture was out of her blood by her americanize mother[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] She is now, like the ladies Confused described in the great white north[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Only kidding, but, I'd personally stay away from the overseas thing. And, don't you want to try the "fruit basket"[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] BEFORE you put them in the grocery bag to take home[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Thanks[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] and I'll try[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

HOLY CRAP! Skinner head down to the local **** shop and get a blow up doll and save yourself a ton of headaches. Biatches and nothing but trouble. But the rides always fun. I hear Molly Dolly By Pleasure Tools Inc. Is one hell of a doll. I have a shirt with her on it. I tell ya what I used to get some looks wearin that shirt around. ive had it for ohhh 12 years so i dont wear much anymore its more just a sentimental thang [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Then while on the subject of pleasure tools. a buddy of mine bought one of the other buddys a Pocket Puntang for a gag gift when he got back from alaska. well i went over to his place and the one who bought it was like you gotta see this thing. and the other one was like naa i threw it out and stuff. and we was like BS dude so the other dude goes diggin and finds it and pulls it out and spoooge dripped allover his pants. I about died laughin. he says "I hope it was good for you, Cuz thats the only time you gonna spill your load on me" Wow. let me tell ya. that was some funny stufff there. I couldnt belive he was just poundin the PP when we got there and put it up hot n wet. LMAO

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....I really didn't need that visual.
Leave it up to Festus to make us all puke.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] I think MD is going to flex his moderator status.

 

Ya think? well naughty mormon girls and synthetic pleasure tools are one in the same right.?

 

Are we talkin 'bout Necrophelia-Ned Flanders here? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Ned? What happend to that homo?

Oh yeah, PSD's.....they are really good trucks. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

LMAO yeah necrofelia ned was realy a Pyro necrobeastafeliac. (like doin burning Dead aminals)[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

yep, I'm thinking this will get censored... but in the meantime, this gets my vote for one of the funniest things posted here so far! I am ROTFLMFAO x INFINITY!! It's funny, when ya first posted inflatable, I immediately remembered a tv show i saw about these real expensive dolls that had a gel-pack or somethin to make them more realistic. The manufacturer said their biggest market was Alaska. there's like 4-1 male ratio, so even the real fat and ugly ones get courted, not just the screen door treatment.

BTW, I feel for your pal. I think the gag just came pre-lubed due to too many chafing lawsuits, and he forgot to mention that to you ruthless hounds.