Why are Polaris owners so much like those Saturn comercials?
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Why are Polaris owners so much like those Saturn comercials?
I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
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Why are Polaris owners so much like those Saturn comercials?
Originally posted by: Dirtydude
I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
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Why are Polaris owners so much like those Saturn comercials?
Originally posted by: Dirtydude
I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
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Why are Polaris owners so much like those Saturn comercials?
I have no beef with Polaris Owners, but I ride on poker runs around the state almost every weekend and you get a chance to talk and converse with 600 to 1200 fellow ATV owners, everybody is nice and friendy, talking about their and your 4 wheeler, BUT?? I do notice the Polaris Owners seem to talk to their own kind, they sort of stick together with other Polaris owners and they don't talk and mingle with anybody else, and one thing that surprizes me is they dress the same, they seem to have the same color shirts and helmets, its strange, I mean they dress in high quality riding gear, im not knocking what they wear, but they seem to all wear the same outfits, the outfits they wear are perfect like new, no scratches on their helmets, high quality stuff.