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Old 05-10-2006, 01:52 AM
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Polaris owners kinda freak me out, I wonder if they slaughter chickens and smear the blood on their fat bellys whilst chanting in unknown tongues?

You guys (and gals) are EVIL I tell ya!






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Old 05-10-2006, 02:28 AM
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Ouch! that wasn't very nice........
 
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I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
 
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Old 05-10-2006, 02:41 AM
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Originally posted by: Dirtydude
I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
Have you been drinking tonight???
 
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Old 05-10-2006, 09:23 AM
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Originally posted by: Dirtydude
I can see you guys dancing around that 8pt polaris star drawn in chicken blood like it was some devils pentagram, chanting "PO-LAR-IS...PO-LAR-IS" over and over in a dark candle lit room. Instead of a sacrafical virgin you'd have a Honda, and you'd be stabbing at it with a broken chicken bone.
It could be that the polaris have eaten soo many brands that that they love the smell of blood in the mud LOL.Hey they get in and usually end up pullin everyone out!!
 
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Old 05-10-2006, 11:15 AM
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Ummm thanks I think. I do like my polaris a lot, but I didn't think it made me crazy
 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:10 PM
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And that folks, is a glimpse into the mind of a Yamaha owner. Fishing for partying tips from the Polaris owners. It's okay little guy, if you want to come, we'll let you. You don't have to be afraid to ask.
 
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:02 AM
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I have a Polaris pred 90 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old 05-13-2006, 03:43 PM
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lol and ive always put it, the Yamaha Serial Killers. every crazy yamaha guy that comes into a polaris vs otherbrand thread and imediately gets steamed up always got that title from me. haha
 
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Old 05-20-2006, 07:50 AM
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I have no beef with Polaris Owners, but I ride on poker runs around the state almost every weekend and you get a chance to talk and converse with 600 to 1200 fellow ATV owners, everybody is nice and friendy, talking about their and your 4 wheeler, BUT?? I do notice the Polaris Owners seem to talk to their own kind, they sort of stick together with other Polaris owners and they don't talk and mingle with anybody else, and one thing that surprizes me is they dress the same, they seem to have the same color shirts and helmets, its strange, I mean they dress in high quality riding gear, im not knocking what they wear, but they seem to all wear the same outfits, the outfits they wear are perfect like new, no scratches on their helmets, high quality stuff.
 


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