Old PSAR thread - please see the new one
Originally posted by: Bigdaddy660R
Here's one for the record books...LOL
I rode Thumpies 450 yesterday. She has been complaining about it stalling OFF IDLE, I thought she was just being a woman and not knowing how to ride it......(here's where the EGG ON MY FACE comes in) She was right. Right off idle it would die & I'd have to re-start it, other than that it ran just fine, MAN-O-MAN. I used to get mad at her; telling her she needed to learn to ride the thing or PARK IT. When i brought it to her attention and asked if this is what your (Thumpie) talking about, She said "YA THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING" MAN did i have to eat some CROW......I guess I'd better start listening to her a little more, cause she does know what she's saying (STUPID ME)
That was the first part of the story. I was working on it this morning and i broke a part that costs $30.00 bucks and takes a week to get, NOW I'm gonna get it for that. LOL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
ANYWAY that's my story and I'm sticking to it........
Later BigD
Here's one for the record books...LOL
I rode Thumpies 450 yesterday. She has been complaining about it stalling OFF IDLE, I thought she was just being a woman and not knowing how to ride it......(here's where the EGG ON MY FACE comes in) She was right. Right off idle it would die & I'd have to re-start it, other than that it ran just fine, MAN-O-MAN. I used to get mad at her; telling her she needed to learn to ride the thing or PARK IT. When i brought it to her attention and asked if this is what your (Thumpie) talking about, She said "YA THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING" MAN did i have to eat some CROW......I guess I'd better start listening to her a little more, cause she does know what she's saying (STUPID ME)
That was the first part of the story. I was working on it this morning and i broke a part that costs $30.00 bucks and takes a week to get, NOW I'm gonna get it for that. LOL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
ANYWAY that's my story and I'm sticking to it........
Later BigD
Originally posted by: 2mnyToyz
you two are killin' me! Targeting the poor lil' predapuss... that's easy pickin's...
you two are killin' me! Targeting the poor lil' predapuss... that's easy pickin's...
Originally posted by: 2mnyToyz
WTF??? LMAO!
Originally posted by: TractorPacker
How ya gona get the bullets open? You might want that knife.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
How ya gona get the bullets open? You might want that knife.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I liked this so I decided to steal it from another site and share it with my buds.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-Catherine Zandonella
Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
--Ambrose Bierce
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
--Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
--Timothy Walsh
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--Anonymous
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
--Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
--Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
--Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
--David Moulton
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
All right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-Catherine Zandonella
Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
--Ambrose Bierce
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
--Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
--Timothy Walsh
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--Anonymous
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
--Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
--Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
--Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
--David Moulton
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
All right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
Originally posted by: Nickli
Yea baby..... Im up to point six six posts per day. Look out Brian, Im coming after ya.
Yea baby..... Im up to point six six posts per day. Look out Brian, Im coming after ya.






