U DA HO TP......[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

What a guy, stealing it from a brand new father !!!!!! Poor TP

 

Opens to just plain old fashion coding gobblygook and not a real page for me. I opened it to it's own page and ignored it for 10 minutes and still the same thing.

 

Isn't it past your bedtime? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Right click and save it to your desktop, then open from your desktop [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Well done Big D. I missed it because I was loading up some photos from the kids ride saturday onto my page. They should be approved in an hour or two. I will probably upload more to my yahoo profile after a while, but it takes FOR FREAKIN EVER with dial up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

It was a great ride though, at Oak Park amusement park in Portland. 90cc and under only - there were even some power wheels cruising around. I gotta say, I'm not a fan of the chinese quads, but the little Kazuma 50s smoked the Raptor 50. It was so bad, I felt sorry for the guy who spent a bunch of money on the yammi.

The weather was decent the entire time - starting to sprinkle as we packed up. You can see that the kids got MUDDY big time, but hey, skin, clothes, and quads wash.

TP,

Give RG our best and remind her to relax. You need to spoil her for a while [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

My laptop was closed after my last post, I didn't want it.

 

LOL...............UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OK, I'll buy that story, with the hook, the line and the stinker [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

Good evening PSAR!

 

This was sent to me today... thought you might find it entertaining.

WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)


To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own,
grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the
thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"




"Don't what? "
Adam replied.




"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.




"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! "




"No Way! "




"Yes way! "




"Do NOT eat the fruit! "
said God.




"Why?"




"Because I am your Father and I said so! "

God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
God asked.




"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.




"Then why did you? "
said the Father.




"I don't know,"
said Eve.




"She started it! "
Adam said.




"Did not! "




"Did too! "




"DID NOT! "




Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.






BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they
haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?




THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.




2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.




3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.




4. Children seldom misquote you.

In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.




5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that
there are children more awful than your own.



6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.








ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your
nursing home one day.




AND FINALLY:




IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:




"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!