Old PSAR thread - please see the new one
May 31, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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Originally posted by: HappaRap
Good Morning PSAR Brothers and Sisters
Honda / Yamaha "Why can't we all just get along"
Good Morning PSAR Brothers and Sisters
Honda / Yamaha "Why can't we all just get along"
May 31, 2006 | 10:05 AM
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A rich, eccentric 80-year-old man, went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Life is absolutely terrific these days. I have a 23 year-old bride who's pregnant with my twins and I've never felt better. So what do you think of that -- huh Doc ?!"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then responded: "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was heading off hunting, he was in a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared a lake, he came across a large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home so he couldn't shoot the creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it squarely at the animal as if it were his rifle, and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old chuckled said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then responded: "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was heading off hunting, he was in a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared a lake, he came across a large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home so he couldn't shoot the creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it squarely at the animal as if it were his rifle, and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old chuckled said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
May 31, 2006 | 10:32 AM
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Originally posted by: Bing
A rich, eccentric 80-year-old man, went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Life is absolutely terrific these days. I have a 23 year-old bride who's pregnant with my twins and I've never felt better. So what do you think of that -- huh Doc ?!"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then responded: "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was heading off hunting, he was in a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared a lake, he came across a large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home so he couldn't shoot the creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it squarely at the animal as if it were his rifle, and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old chuckled said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
A rich, eccentric 80-year-old man, went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Life is absolutely terrific these days. I have a 23 year-old bride who's pregnant with my twins and I've never felt better. So what do you think of that -- huh Doc ?!"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then responded: "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was heading off hunting, he was in a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared a lake, he came across a large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home so he couldn't shoot the creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it squarely at the animal as if it were his rifle, and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old chuckled said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
That's some funny chit right there, I don't care who you are[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
May 31, 2006 | 10:36 AM
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Good morning PSAR.
Ah, the joy of a teenager. I sent his butt to school about five minutes ago. Told him he could walk instead of riding with me (we go to the same school [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] ). If I spent another minute with him, I would be sorely tempted to do harm.
Well, off I go - I'm learnin 8th graders bout lectricity today, we bild circits tamorra [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Ah, the joy of a teenager. I sent his butt to school about five minutes ago. Told him he could walk instead of riding with me (we go to the same school [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] ). If I spent another minute with him, I would be sorely tempted to do harm.
Well, off I go - I'm learnin 8th graders bout lectricity today, we bild circits tamorra [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
May 31, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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Originally posted by: nwcutie
Good morning PSAR.
Ah, the joy of a teenager. I sent his butt to school about five minutes ago. Told him he could walk instead of riding with me (we go to the same school [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] ). If I spent another minute with him, I would be sorely tempted to do harm.
Well, off I go - I'm learnin 8th graders bout lectricity today, we bild circits tamorra [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Good morning PSAR.
Ah, the joy of a teenager. I sent his butt to school about five minutes ago. Told him he could walk instead of riding with me (we go to the same school [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] ). If I spent another minute with him, I would be sorely tempted to do harm.
Well, off I go - I'm learnin 8th graders bout lectricity today, we bild circits tamorra [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
May 31, 2006 | 11:29 AM
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Wow, that was alot of pages to skim.
I hope everyone had a great weekend. Mine was ok. I wish it didn't rain the first three days i had off but oh well. It sure was tuff trying to get out of bed this morning after having 5 days off. I was going to come up and visit you guys DM but my nephew went riding with my bro and cousins and borrowed my rain jacket, and i didn't have another one. It was pretty misserable anyways.
TP i heard about Jeffy yesterday. How is he doing? Regan said that he is pretty sore and has some doctor appointments to attend. Is the 450R pretty beat up? I figured he would be out your house helping you old down the house. Todd and Sandra stopped by on Sunday. I can't believe how big tyler is getting.
Bing, glad to hear they found out what the cause was. I hope everything works out for you. Take Care!!!
I hope everyone had a great weekend. Mine was ok. I wish it didn't rain the first three days i had off but oh well. It sure was tuff trying to get out of bed this morning after having 5 days off. I was going to come up and visit you guys DM but my nephew went riding with my bro and cousins and borrowed my rain jacket, and i didn't have another one. It was pretty misserable anyways.
TP i heard about Jeffy yesterday. How is he doing? Regan said that he is pretty sore and has some doctor appointments to attend. Is the 450R pretty beat up? I figured he would be out your house helping you old down the house. Todd and Sandra stopped by on Sunday. I can't believe how big tyler is getting.
Bing, glad to hear they found out what the cause was. I hope everything works out for you. Take Care!!!