good mornin everyone

 

Good Morning PSAR [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

MAn it was a little windy last night huh hahaha, too say the least!! Lost power for a little bit, once it went off then came on a minute later, then it went off again, not sure when it came back on though!!
I know the wind was blowing haha, sounded like the roof was coming off again, & this morning my 5' plastic Santa who was laying up top in my front yard is now across the driveway [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] guess it's time to put the Christmas outdoor stuff away [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

Sean hope to see you out there, I was looking @ the classes last night, so if I race the womens class I have to race your daughter [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] she'll probably kick my butt hahaha tell her to PLEAASE take it easy on the old lady [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] Not sure if I'll be racing since they are on Sun. we will see, I may be too old for that mx chit heehee i'm excited to go back down there though!!

Well everyone have a good day, gotta go wash a VERY VERY dirty woman(Eleanore) then 1 more night of racing see ya there billy [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

i had one on the scrambler,,,,,it was for the birds

the Julie liked it

 

what time does the seahawks last game of the season begin?

 

big tuna, big tuna, big tuna

big tuna gonna win another super bowl!!!

 

GIT- R- DUN

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Virgil
Smith....He's
hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets
it
inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it in there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house.
They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
bust
open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
Virgil
and
leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Red necks know how to git-R-dun!)

 

Good Morning PSAR [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Little bit of a breeze last night and I think it may have misted a bit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Hope the ride is going well, they ought to have plenty of mud to play in, maybe fresh snow.

Mr Dog and I back from visiting, gonna go for coffee so he can meet the new owners of the restaurant. He's not allowed inside, only service animals doing direct care have that privilege, so he just visits outside. That's OK cause he won't drink coffee anyway.

 

Think before you speak...

Here are some reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf *****.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens *****"



LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

 

OK TNE, now let's not start on the "eatin' britces" stories. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

i'd add a smiley here but they are not workig