First rig (truck & hauler) will be arriving late Friday night.

Second rig (burban & enclosed) will be arriving early Saturday morning.

 

so how much money you spend in just gas lol

 

Beats the H out of the alternative.

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In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any
stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single
digits or below.

About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658
responded to a call. There was a car off the shoulder of the road outside

Shattuck. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine

still running.


Pulling in behind he car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked

to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with

a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window.




Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State
Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the
gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was
showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the
snow, wheels spinning.

Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next
to the speeding, but still stationary car.

The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually
keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper

yelled at the man to 'Pull over!'

The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to
say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking
his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.

Who says Troopers don't have a sense of humor?

 

Way too much.

Whaen I go to Moses for the weekend, it runs me about $350 for fuel, (trucks, bikes & generator)

 

A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell
my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get
fired!" She then sat back down.

Mrs.. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The
body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the
pupil of the eye."

Mrs.. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy."

Then she turned to Molly and continued, as for you, young lady,
I have three things to say: First, you have a dirty mind. Second,
you didn't read your homework. And third, one day you are
going to be VERY, VERY disappointed.

 

ahaha that made my day!!!

 

ahaha im laughing so hard right now im going to work now and telling it to peeps ahahah

 

ouch...glad im riding with someone down there!! ahhaha but im going to go through gas/oil so bad next weekend bleh!!!

 

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Hey Hondablue, What days you going? Any room to carpool down?