Originally posted by: maggiesboy

Only if they come with thier own set of handcuffs [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Originally posted by: LdyJay
HA! My siblings would sympathize. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Originally posted by: tnemaloney
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is hay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

Originally posted by: LdyJay
OK, for anyone that hasn't already been to Sandlake or can't drive it in their sleep, here's directions from Everett to the Sandlake Grocery/ATV shop at the corner you turn to the campground. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

8. Take Left ramp onto I-5 SOUTH toward SEATTLE - go 198.9 mi
9. Take exit #302B onto I-405 SOUTH toward ST. HELENS/BEAVERTON - go 2.3 mi
10. Take exit #1D onto US-26 WEST toward BEAVERTON - go 20.6 mi
11. Continue on OR-6 WEST toward BANKS/TILLAMOOK/FOREST GROVE - go 50.9 mi
12. Turn Left on MILLER AVE - go 0.4 mi
13. Turn Right on 11TH ST - go 0.2 mi
14. Turn Left on MAIN AVE[US-101] - go 0.3 mi
15. Continue to follow US-101 SOUTH - go 10.4 mi
16. Turn Right on SANDLAKE RD - go 5.2 mi
17. Arrive at 20960 SANDLAKE RD, CLOVERDALE, on the Right

B. Sandlake Grocery (503) 965-6152
20960 Sandlake RD Cloverdale, OR 97112-9461

Originally posted by: wingdude

Thanks Jayna, I was getting ready to ask the all important question. You Rock like a RockStar.